Hi TeeHee - sorry I can't be closer, but is there not a local PD group around your area that you can join, have a look on website, i'm sure they'd enjoy your humour too. I belong to one and they have outings, skittles evenings, meals out, and they organise an exercise class if anyone wants to join. It took me a long while to join one cos I didn't want to see how I would look in the near future, but got used to it and it's good fun, am now on the committee. Have a go.
Hey Chesterfield is a lovely shopping area, bin a few times! - Sheila (me again, get everywhere don't I)