Can you think of any aptly named writers and the books they might have written?
Draughty rooms. By Isadora Jar
Fortune telling. By Horace Cope
Scalp disorders By Dan Druff
Good Weather Guide - Ray O'Sunshine
The Hungry Dog - Nora Bone
Coming Down - Lucy Lastic
Starvation - Sharyn McCrumb
Echoes And Darkness - Edna Bucket
Keeping Fit - Jim Nasium
Become A Comedian - Joe King
Good Camping - Guy Ropes
Farm Security - Barb Dwyer
Home Cleanliness - Lou Paper
Nasal Mucus - Roland Flickett (sorry!)
Moving Closer - Seymour O'View
Long Way Down - Eileen Dover
Modern Teaching - Ed U. Kate
Holiday Packing - Justin Case
Desert Adventures - Rhoda Kammel
Tidy Up - Angus McCoatup
Keep On Trying - Percy Veering
How To Stop Tinkering - Lee Vitalone
Losing Weight - Hugh Jarse (sorry!)
Nowt To Do - Lou Senz
Cor Blimey! - Evan Elpus
River Weekends - Iona Bote
Happy Together - Ewan Mee
Red Or Brown - Pastor Source
Japanese Cuisine - Terry Yacky
Getting On - Jerry Attrick
Can't Stop Scratching - Ivor Nitch
Truck Stop - Laurie Driver
Army Promotion - Lou Tenant
Christmas Carols - Wayne A Manger & Holly Knight
Visit Australia - Barry A Reef
The Flooded Bathroom by I.P. Squint
Constipation by Mustaffa Kaka
Who Flung Dung by Willie Catchit
Life at uni. by Stew Dent.
The Arab farmer by Mohammed Asalam.
The End of the Affair by U.R. Dumpt
Small horses of the New Forest by Po Knees
The last Cigarette by Mo King
The Love Letter by An Note
How to copy Watercolours by Con R. Tist
The Secret Room by Con Seal
The Bumper Book of Bad Luck by Y. Me.
Skin problems by Dermot O'Logy
Sheep shearing by Sean Lamb
Mouth-watering recipes by Sally Vate
Incinerate your bills by Anne Burn-a-debt
'Rusty Springs' by I P Knightley.
'Achieving the Impossible' by Neil Standing.
A Natives Guide to Cannibalism by Ed Hunter
The Anatomy of the Jaw by Max Illa
A Hundred and one sauces by May Anne Ayze
Chinese Fishing Boats by Sam Pan
A Comics Book of Jokes by Stan Dup
Help, I seem to have got addicted to making these up !
Guide to Picking Winners by Ray Sing
French Country Cooking by Cass E. Roll
History of The Royal Navy by Doc Yard
Photographing Sunsets by Dawn Brakes
Styles in Housing by Terry Stous
Religious Studies by Jen. U. Flecked
Enjoying Retirement by Jerry Atrick
Must tear myself away, good thread Christo !
Medieval lovers by Guy Fawkes. (Sorry)
Made me laugh anyway, glad you stepped in to break my pattern!
One more to finnish with -
Coastal holidays by Isla Wite
Here I go again!
Sausages of the World by Frank Furtur
Your Family Tree by Jeanne Ollogist
An Introduction to the Dance by Grace Full
Linen, Silk and Cotton - a guide to fabrics by Hank Key
It'll be Alright on the Night by Hope Full
Fashions for the Small Woman by Minnie Mum.
Stop me soon, someone!
Practical dentistry. By Phil McAvity
Chinese food. By Chew Man Chew
Tone deaf. By Khant Singh
I can think of a few more but this is a family forum!
A History of Monks and Nuns by Mona Stick
How to Stop Smoking By Nick O.Teen
Decorative Designs by Pat Tern
The Book of Fun and Nonsense by Poppy Kok
Badges, Decorations and Awards by Rose Ate
Lullabies for the restless baby by Sue Thing
That's my 'fix' for the day. Is there a maximum limit , Christo , without boring everyone to death ?
Politicians by Liza Lott
Other People by Allun Sundry
Animal Scents by Farrah Moans
Archery by Beau N Arrow
Bathroom Etiquette by Gunner Tinkle
Keeping Bees by A P Arry
Brain Surgery by Sarah Bellum
Broken Window by Eva Brick
Come On In by Doris Open
Sliding Down the Bannisters by R.S. Splinters
Stony Broke by I.M. Skint
Mountaineering by Ben Nevis
A Stitch in Time by Justin Case
Money Problems by Mustaffa Kopa
I certainly started something with this thread. It seems to be getting a bit out of hand now. Perhaps contributions should be restricted to say a couple of posts each. Unless they are particularly good.
But who's the judge, and how will they do so if it hasn't been posted yes?