Whilst lying in bed you let out a sigh.
Your mind wanders back when libido was high
Recalling your teens and how it began
Stopped being a boy and becoming a man
You had to be shrewd and occasionally hide
From fathers of girls you wanted to ride
Into a chemist to check out the cost
For packets of three without looking lost
You start walking round pretending to browse
She’s looking at you, her suspicion aroused
Confront her you must to get what you seek
The shop is still full, your chances are weak
The last one has gone and no-ones around
Walk to the counter and standing your ground
You’re asking for Durex! A big pack of ten
She’s staring at you. Can he use all of them?
Starting to smile, she knows what you need
If you’re under age then she cannot proceed
You’re sixteen next week and starting to blush.
Don’t look in her eyes. Your cheeks are all flushed!
Pay your up money. It’s worth it you know.
Tonight is the night when your cherry will go