You should be happy if it’s me because only myself and Kay would understand and maybe a neurologist but I got my new screwdriver set today and the world is my lobster .so I’m in a good mood.lol
so have you fixed your vape battery now
if found guilty , I PLEAD INSANITY
used that denture powder
its bloody good ,
my usual denture stuff by now will start to wobble after 8 hours but this stuff is holding firm
cant feel any movement at all
you sure its not powdered super glue
bruv
yum yum tea time , back shortly
Hi Tommy
I think we should wait until Peter and Mam get home from having dinner out and then and only then shall the trial commence. Are you in agreement with this. As I realise that you are the judge and have the last say. So there will be Mam Peter and myself on the Jury. Okay DOKAY X
At least Keith is enjoying his dinner I hope.
Then after the trial you can then tell him that it is actually super strength glue.
I agree wait for Peter and Mam
Then it’s Skippy time.
( Kangaroo court)
Tommy trouble maker 
x
NOT a kangaroo court NOOOOO
I CANT walk right , let alone hop skip and jump lol
MAM will be on my side
Yeah she probably will as you were on her side during the disappearing duvet scandal
leaving poor Peter with man flu anyway Babswood has decided a trial must take place and justice will be the winner.
i;ll pack my bags then
i lose even when i cheat
i dont stand a chance
Not to worry capital punishment is banned in this democracy.
so is free speech now
your only enjoying it because the fun police aint after you
Yes but Mam only walked free because she fluttered them baby blues .
Now I somehow don’t think that will be the case for you
Maybe it will work for Kay but anyone else who knows .
Incidentally how much of a refund did you get from the charm school?
What time will we say as about tae have ma dinner. X
none i still owe them money and refuse to pay
THEY FAILED ME
Just told Kay she has put her her black hat and working out the drop distance from the big tree in my garden
Does 8 o clock suit you
Your Highness ?
Yes that’s fine sir. Hope Peter and Mam on way home.
Is that Keith the bad boy trying to impress us wae the size oh his Gerdin.?
even kay wants to join in now
im doomed , doomed i tell ya
Hey that tree is creepy by the way looks as if it has one eye. X