SOME FUNNIES FROM FED TO AMUSE YOU BEFORE BED
1 A BLOKE SPOTTED A OLD FRIEND HE THOUGHT HAD MOVED AWAY AND QUICKLY CROSSED THE BUSY STREET, "HELLO HARRY, HOW ARE YOU,IT MUST BE TWO YRS " HIS FRIEND REPLIED WELL FED (pure coincidenchave) well FED I have bebeen very poorly and was 6months in Hospital that would be N T G H,,, THEN Ispent 2yrs recuperating at our sallys on the Isle of Wight, Im on the mend now though" well its great to see you looking so fit FED SED,, I know I know but its a joke,,"I spotted you coming out of the docs everything OK HARRY," AYE NO PROBS FED I have to take 1 plll a day for the rest of my life,,!!,,,OH well thats not too bad H, I have to take 22 each day ( true ) SEDFED,, THE
"""!!!! AYE BUT THERES ONLY 6 PILLS IN THE BOTTLE""???????
THERE''S a madman in BRADFORD LEEDS SHEFFIELD OCTANGLE, shooting SIKHS,,, THEY CALL HIM THE TURBANATOR,,Alledgedly
3 A ARSENAL SUPPORTER(well it takes all sorts) finaly found a parking place for his ASTON MARTIN, UP A DINGY RUNDOWN STREET IN NEWCASTLE, he was just locking up when 2 kids came up to him,,,"if you give uz £25, wee will watch your car for you mister.
Feccc offff,said the posh git, LOOK INSIDE, THATS A ROTTWEILERJAPKITAPITBULL on the back seat! OH CAN IT PUT FIRES OUT, said the lttle geordie
THTS YR LOT FED