It is December 2016, 10:45pm, and I had just finished my short stroll with my dogs. Entering our kitchen I saw a full bin bag, I will do that now, thinks I, get it over with.
Out into the garden I walk, and ceremonially dump my bag, then, up pops Parkie saying you’re going nowhere!
Now I can see the other half through the blinds, looking wrong way, just typical.
5 minutes later our shih tsu spots me, sits next to the door wagging her tail.
10 more minutes our retriever does the same.
20 minutes later, she who thinks she’s obeyed notices the dogs are missing and finally spots me.
‘What are you doing?’
‘The Hokie cokey
No need for sarcasm!