1. One having a moustache.
"He/she is betashed"
"Check me out. I am betashed"
Swollen ears caused mainly by listening to that Russell Watson fellar on songs of praise, regardless if whether he's singing or not.
Can I take it that you don't like Russell Watson, then Eck?
hari- kiri- te- kanawa n. ritual suicide by opera.
albatruss - surgical underwear for gaelic speakers
psychopathology - the study of crazy paving
Whitachre - An acre of Whit with a silent 'H'.
"I could not care a whitachre" - what a snobby bar steward would say to a plebeian to show he/she is ambivalent to their witterings.
Witterings - The verbosity coming an apparent plebeian.
transparent - when a child pretends its not with its mother or father when bumping into friends in the mall.
luggage - a means of determining how old someone is by measuring their earlobes.
PURRITCH= Food for flea-ridden cats.
SMILITIS . Smiling inappropriately.
Scrozzled........Burnt to a crisp.
Muckineese.......Secret languge used by small boys.
Wench............A spanner belonging to Jonathan Ross.
Piggling.........To remove adhesive tape by scratching with fingernail.
Pemping..........To dispense powder from a container by a rhythmic tapping motion.
Puther...........To emit thick, black, choking smoke.
Paynintheass.....Alternative name for Parkinson's Disease.
my pre-apologies Eck if i offend or embarrass in any way, all meant in the best possible taste and with real admiration and regard
eckstroosvert - a person wearing green trousers
eckscalibre - the stuff of champions
ecksayecute - to die for
eckscertificate - an adult only reward for bravery and resilience