This is a place for anyone
Who likes to post just for fun
It doesn't have to rhyme on here
Just let your feelings go
You never know in time
You may get those words in rhyme
So don't be afraid
Join me on the non poets page
This forum can be glum sometimes;
So courage I will muster.
I daren’t post on the poets’ page
I’d feel like an impostor.
I like to read the ‘proper’ poems,
They soothe my soul – that’s clear;
But sometimes I wish I could write
This exercise convinces me
That I must know my place
And stay in Corner Number One.
Yes, this will be my base!
So thank you Angel; you have given
A non-poet an excuse
To write a ‘poem’ on this thread
And suffer no abuse.
Hi there Lily ,your verse is great
Relax there are no rules to break
Just share those thoughts happy or sad
A problem shared is not so bad
With people knowing its a non poets post
Those we aggravate don't have to nose
Guilty as charged, my poems are often quite glum
Wish they were happy, rhyme glum with crumb
the thing is I need to write to be free
it is such a buzz to catch a red bum bee.
I hate to see, "myriad, entwined and gossamer"
they appear on pages so often without demur
spare a thought for us unschooled
keep it simple, stupid and don't be ridiculed.
I am told that like McGonigle I should be shot
all my rhymes gestate and are delivered on the spot
It is such a relief to write as bad as this
keep it simple stupid is a method called KISS.
Yeah now tell me all my rhymes are really bad
but if they entertain and bring a smile, I'm glad
What a great idea for us second stringers
a place for us to duck from the dung flingers.
Hey An-gel, you deserve a clap,
Your rhyming verse sounds just like rap.
So take it out onto the street
And we will rap with Parky feet.
We’ll shimmy and shake and quiver with glee
And no-one will guess we’ve got PD.
(I’m on a roll – somebody stop me!)
Unlike you, I’m not capable of conveying any meaningful thought via poetry, so I will have to answer you in prose. There is no way your poetry is glum; I was referring to the whole forum in general, which is sometimes slightly depressing out of necessity. Besides, I don’t think poetry can ever be glum (but I don’t understand why that is).
Whilst you’re very welcome, I’m sure you don’t really belong with us non-poets – although Angel might have opened up an avenue for some innocent fun!
I know you were referring to the Forum as a whole
But I resembled the remark and thought to bare my soul
I love the idea of rap and rhyme and too many words at the end of the line
To be able to write freely and entertain is the goal.
Thank you for the nice words they are praise undeserved
we can let it all hang out without fear of being unnerved
I think that Angel has done us all a wonderful favour
looking forward to seeing utterance's free and unreserved
Hi you guys you've made me smile
Never thought rap was my style
Bogman you need to chill
Come and rap with me and Lil
Your words are great right from the heart
I'm not competitive or that smart
Am I bothered NA just
I had written four verses and been quite controversial
When the Forum chucked me out and erased all me verbals
It was all about being chilled and relying on our pills
and I wanted to know about OCD and hyper sexuality
Of course I considered and included a sincere apology
and told everbody that it was merely a curiousity
Begged of them that they did not blow a gasket
or put me against the wall and aim that old musket
I can tell you now the original was far and away best
And this old PWP had a long day and now must rest
I have been on Mirapexin, the patch and Roprinorol
and the virtues of none can I speak of or extol
Far be it from me to be a confessor or a teacher
Some of the effects are good and others never feature
I dont much like the former just give me the lartter
What's that you say, Bugger, I'm going to get fatter.
Yeah Angel you are cool and ain’t nobody’s fool;
Your strategy is quite beguiling.
So don’t stop writing verse, things could be worse
But just remember to keep smiling!
Bogman, keep it zipped or you’ll get ripped
‘Cos our voices can’t be heard above the din.
We can say anything we please as long as we appease
Those who want to chuck our fixes in the bin.
gimme 5 gimme 5
good to be alive
gimme wealh gimme stealth
stuff the lot' just gimme health
Gimme licks, kindling sticks
You from Norfolk gimme 6
only funning mean no harm
bypass op took all my charm
Got your message so you know
will creep along on tip toe
Careful now no insults lob
help me button up my big gob
I'm really enjoying this
Non poets corner is just bliss
On other posts Id like to chat
But you stay up so late by 10 I'm whacked
So this is just right for me
I just sit and drink my herbal tea
Put what comes into my head
which isn't much I hear you say
I've noticed there's over 100 viewed
So you must be curios or amused
So why don't you just take that step
We would love to hear your points of view
Whether in poetry or abuse
We will praise no matter what
Don't let Parky take over your life
your sense of humour must survive
And though mine is a little warped
I mean no harm,
I had already poted this corner 3 in which I refer to it as Bogman's Rap.
This is a better place for it!!! Try rapping to it!!
A Modern Love Song.
Rita was a spinster she had lived her life for others
When her sisters all left home she was left to look after Mother
She was a very pretty woman and liked by all who met her
But now she was on her own she needed something better
Paul was a local bachelor he worked the fields alone
When all his brothers left, someone had to stay at home
The time was passing by when realizing he was lonely
Only one life to live he decided to shift the boundary.
In the town’s PC World the same young man they met
He told them of the fun he had surfing on the Internet
Laden down with purchases they both struggled home
And any problems either had, were resolved by telephone.
To a national dating site their details they did dispatch
The computer soon decided that they were a perfect match
So they arranged to meet at a Café, The Beijing Rendezvous
A small place outside the town, a place that they both knew
She said “I know it’s daft but there’s one thing I must do
Wear a flower in my hair the first time that I meet with you
I’ll wear some crazy clothes perhaps you’ll take me dancing
I just know from your words that you will be quite handsome” !
They did you know get married and live quite close to here
A 21st century couple who are happy with the love they share
And one thing I’we been told but I’m not sure that is right
I heard they email each other before they kiss goodnight.
Hey Bogman that was brilliant
Ever thought of adding lyrics
You might make yourself significant
In the world of pop and musics
I've been racking my brains on what to post
I think they've died given up the ghost
Like Cher think ill shed some tears
Maybe you'll take pity and join me here
Ill start a line of rap then the next lines yours
I've read in the news today
That the big freeze is here to stay
Stay in doors and keep yourself warm
But be sure to set your burglar alarm,
You dont want any snowmen in
Or they'll set it off and cause a din
Trust you have food and booze galore