Sorry the joke was not a joke. I am trying to change over from Windows XP to Windows 8.1. My head is scrambled.
Nothing is in the same place, half my program's don't work, cut and paste has cut and run me thinks and poor old Orphy has brain ache. My input on here has been abysmal. Teaching myself computing is a bit like trying to juggle soot, it's all right for a while, but you know it's going to go wrong at some point.
I think the lady next door imagines I am falling out with my wife. The truth is I only work on it while my wife is out. Try explaining that though to a frightened cat and a gentile lady.
Must try harder according to my report.