I've been stuck in here for ages, doesn't anybody care?
There is nowhere to stretch my legs, there is no room to spare.
I keep on growing every day, its no wonder space is tight,
It is so dark and gloomy here, there is not a chink of light.
I keep on taking little naps, to pass the time away,
Nothing ever happens here, its the same thing every day.
It really gets quite lonely, there's only me you see,
Will it be like this for ever? Have they all forgotten me?
I hope something will happen soon, or I will go quite mad,
I have to escape this prison, I need my mum and dad.
But what's that? Something is happening, I'm not in any doubt,
Has someone come to rescue me? I think I'm getting out.
It seems its going to be a squeeze, but three, two, one.... Here goes,
My hair leaves first, then my eyes, followed by my squashed up nose.
My shoulders force their way out, then the rest of me, oh joy!
And as I breathe my first breath, someone shouts out, "Its a boy."
I'm taking in the sights and sounds, its all brand new to me,
The pipeline thing has just been cut, one snip and I was free.
I'm not sure what is happening, some woman has just smacked my bum,
She's made me cry, the rotten thing. I wish I'd never come.
That feeling didn't last long though, as from the corner of my eye,
I get my first glimpse of my mum and dad, they hold me and they cry.
I snuggle in between them, this is what I was waiting for,
The perfect start to my brand new life, Who could ask for more?