Neural receptors are losing their way,
Parkinsons people are having to pay.
Substantia nigra falls into decay,
Black barren neurons are out on display.
Why is the Dopa-mine leaving our brain,
Express expulsion with speed of a train.
When eighty percent has dwindled away,
Developing P D is what Neuros say.
Testing is easy to pick out this pox,
Walking the hallway sometimes in your socks.
Shuffle and swagger your way down the aisle,
Give it some rhythm and show them some style.
All that equipment that we go inside,
Scanners and coffins, so many we tried.
Put on your tracksuit and don’t wear a watch,
No movement allowed or photos will botch.
Look at this picture that shows off your brain,
Clouded with dark spots and mealy like grain.
Could be a blood clot from bash on the head,
Or is it butter that fell from some bread.
Are they just dying because of our genes,
Or are they dormant with no power means.
Maybe a jump start will stir them to life,
Or could a surgeon awake with his knife.
Could the Mucuna be planted inside,
Slowly releasing a dose we decide.
Acting as agent like that of a patch,
Without the itching or need for a scratch.
Hand out the Sinny or blue agonist,
Requip or Permax are top of the list.
Maybe a blocker of Beta design,
Stopping your tremors and shakes down the line.
Leva and Dopa are powerful meds,
Making us rigid like boards from our beds.
Stiffness and masking imprison our bones,
Tightens the muscles and sets eyes like stones.
Fumble your fingers and twiddle your thumbs,
Shiver your lumbar and waggle your bums.
Fiddle with buttons and grapple with belts,
Putting your shoes on with horn surely helps.
You open the door and cant let it go,
Froze to the handle and all in slo-mo.
Typing some letters takes such a long time,
Missing the square keys along every line.
Eating your dinner will embarrass some,
Wife cuts my meat up, but not like my mum.
Scooping my peas up with ladle or spoon,
Helps me to finish not later but soon.
These are the trials that befall us all,
Don’t let them conquer or Parkies will fall.
Grinding your molars will strengthen your mind,
Snarl like a wolf and leave pity behind.