having re-read my magnificent oevre, i think i would just classify it as rude rather than very rude. it is, i have been told by my harshest critic (mrs turnip) quite funny.
so i am including a normal link for anyone who wants to access itwww.turnipmash.com
it is also now googlable
[u]but still only suitable for a broad-minded person[/u]
does not involve bondage! (yet)