Posted - 25 Feb 2013 10:46
Hi Mikey, Said his new private nurse who had just been appointed to him to be his very own private nurse with access to all areas! Which meant all Mikey,s areas.that is..........
Posted - 26 Feb 2013 17:26
"Good Morning, Mr. 700.and how are we feeling today?" said Ba as she entered the private room at 8.00 am on the dot. "did we manage to put in an order for breakfast, it will be here soon ." "Please ,Mr. 700, you really must try and make an effort, up we get for breakfast." "you can sit by the window and watch the world go by"
Mr. 700 just mumbled and turned over, pretending he was still asleep. " Oh now, Mr. 700,Come on time to get up, you are not an invalid." And with that she.......................
Noticed that Mr 700 was not pretending, he was actually asleep, or was he in a kind of enforced sleep?
If he was, how & why........
Ba was sure that no one had entered Mr.700's room during the night, and he was fine when she had come off shift and handed over at 1o.oopm .......................................
to a certain nurse Adams. BA had seen her around the hospital a bit,but didn't really know her. In fact,did anyone really know her. Nurse Adams was a very tall women with long dark hair piled neatly upon her head. She had the figure of an athlete and spoke with a very distinctive Eastern European accent. Alas, Mr 700, was virtually paralyzed, it was obvious that someone had injected something into Mr 700 and now he lay in the bed unable to move an inch. He was as helpless as a baby.
But BA was not on duty until that evening . Would anyone notice Mr. 700's paralytic state!.....................................
BA went home to sleep until it was time to get ready to go back for her next shift. But, she couldn't settle the thought of the strange condition of Mr.700, so she decided to go back to the hospital, for two reasons. 1.To check on Mr.700's condition. and, 2.to see if she could find out more about this strange nurse whom she could not recall .
,When Ba arrived at the hospital, and stepped out of the lift which Mr.700's room was situated on, there seemed to be some sort of commotion going on down the corridor where Mr.700's room was.
"What the devil's going on", thought Ba, as she hurried down the corridor, as she arrived at the room she flung open the door and was shocked at the scene which greeted her, " What's happened?" said BA...............................
Well, said the Security Guard, it looks like the occupant of this room has been kidnapped - there's a note on the bed, and there's blood on the pillow and all over the floor there , but we don't know ........................
......."What's been going on here?"
"Well",said BA. "If a flaming great lurch of a security guard does not know what is going on", BA swung round and glared at the security guard,
"Who the flaming hell does, for God's sake?"
With that she turned her attention to the bloodstained and crumpled bottom sheet which had been left strewn across the bed.
As B A stormed out of the room ,in a not very angelic manner, her parting words to the stunned guard, were...
"Well is someone going to call the Top Man from the yard", , "Or,do you think it would be a better idea to call Ghost Busters and their Motley crew?"
"Get on with it, NOOOOOOOW!!!!"
BA's words could be heard floating off into the distance as she stormed down the corridor, heading for the office of the top security guard to tell him in no uncertain words.
"Get that bl***y alarm making the loudest racket it can and inform Scotland Yard that one of their top men has been kidnapped from the so -called highest security hospital, in the United Kingdom.
"For Christ's sake, we have top Royals from all over the world come here. So" as she, flounced, smartly out into the corridor, slamming the office door behind her, she could be heard shouting, back, to the security guard,...."Well, get off your backside, and....GET ON WITH IT!!!!!! Shortly.....................
a very black,four door Range Rover pulled up opposite the main entrance to the hospital. From out of the Range Rover stepped a man of mature years wearing a immaculate Gannex mac. An old brown felt hat covered his head,and underneath that hat, the man was going bald at an alarming rate. He sauntered up to the door. As he got there he pulled something from the inside of his mac. "George Blimey" he said to the bemused security guard, "MI6 special task force" he added in his thick Welsh accent, "I'm here" he went on "to investigate the dissapearance of one of our top men from this hospital" As he spoke he showed the security guard the inside of the pig-skin wallet he had just produced from his inner pocket. "Somebody here, did not do their job properly" He moved around the guard to enter the hospital and uttered "and I'm here to find out exactly who" He strode across the tiled floor heading towards....
one of the lecture rooms,which are used by the surgeons,and wot have we here then?he looked so surprised..
BA had just began to walk towards the wards to do he usal rounds of the VIP patients. The buzzer rang once again at the main door to the special wing.BA swore under her breath as she swivelled round and walked swiftly and smartly back to the main entrance the special wing.
"OH no, not"you again......"I thought I just told you...." "Hello, again", said the man."Let me introduce myself properly, I am Superintendant George Blimey of MI6. I am from the Welsh Division",he announced proudly.
" Provided you know your job and manage to find MR.700 safe and sound, and still in one piece," "I don't really care if you are from the dog division" Smirked Ba as she gestured , and showed the man in. Then she turned on her heels and smartly set off down the corridor her words drifting back towards the Superintendant. "If you need me, ask one of my staff," she shouted, "I shall be on this section all afternoon." and with those words Ba disappeared round the corner.
The Superitendant stood for a few minutes , drinking in the fading smell of BA's lavender perfume. He thought to himself, "I wonder if thst lovely lady is.......
All she appears to be, yes she's dressed in a nurse's uniform, yes she appears to be caring, yes she is angry about the disappearance of her patient, but no, there's something not quite right about the whole thing- I just can't put my finger it, and then it struck him like a thunderbolt, she's not who she says!
No nurse would wear fishnet stockings and high heels with her uniform, and the make up and nail polish, he thought.
Then he realised who she was, and he knew immediately that she knew there was no such rank as Superintendent in MI6, let alone a Welsh Division. He knew then that the game was up and that he had better scarper- fast, but just as he turned to leave....
A now familiar voice rang out from down the well walked corridor, "Oh, excuse me,Superintendent,I just thought you may be in need of some light refreshment."
As she grew closer, the Superintendent noticed a tall, dark , willowy figure following BA down the corridor towards him.
"This is Nurse Adams," said BA," one of our best exchange students ",She is from South Africa, and will be with us for a while yet. She is on her way to the staff canteen and I wondered if you would care to "join her." BA and Nurse Adams, glanced, briefly at each other, and smiled, knowingly.
"Yes, yes, why ,Thank you",said the Superintendent in his strong Welsh accent." "That would be lovely", he said ,taking in the enchanting beauty of the tall somewhat inviting appeal of the South African beauty beside him.
"Good" said BA ,triumphantly. and with that she went on her way back to her duties on the wards. "Now , don't you be late back from your break, Nurse Adams." shouted Ba as she once again disappeared into the distance , down the long hospital corridor................................
As they walked along the long corridor to the canteen, Gordon Blimey just couldn't imagine why he could not the picture of the Sister out of his mind, and that voice, it sounded so familiar. But , where had he heard it before?
His train of thought was broken when a foreign voice broke through into his thoughts.
" Coffee, or Tea ?" "Superintendent." The strange foreign accent of the tall nurse suddenly brought him back to reality, "Oh . I'll have coffee please,black with two sugars".
He watched the foreign beauty as she walked across the canteen to join the queue.
"That face,"he thpough, "that body",....."I am sure I have seen that nurse somewhere else." " But, where?" he pondered on the question, then he glanced up and saw the nurse strolling back towards him, effortlessly carrying the two coffees and a plate of sanwiches on a plastic tray..."Hewre we Are, Sir", she said as she placed the tray onthe table, and crossed her long legs to one side....
GEORGE Blimey was losing his concentration quickly, this girl, he thought certainly knew how to distract a man.The crossing of the legs was very deliberate and very sensual, there was the merest hint of stocking top and suspender clasp. She was very good at her job, but GEORGE was good at his also. " Nurse Adams" he started "from where abouts in South Africa do you hail" "Originally I came from Port Elizabeth" she said "but when I was five we all moved to Durban and I was raised and schooled there." The superintendent knew at once that she was lying. He had spent some time in South Africa, and that was no Durban accent. Not even a hint of it. Why was she lying and what was she hiding? These were just two questions GEORGE Blimey wanted answers to. He was quite sure there would be many,many more.
Back on the ward,where BA was completing her round suddenly, she stopped, and bent forward,her hands resting on her thighs. She was looking at something, intently near the leg at the bottom left of the bed .
BA ,bent further forwards, to get a closer look. Taking a clean, white, handkerchief from her apron pocket ,BA, bent down and picked up the shiny object. Taking a closer look, she saw, that wrapped in her white, cotton handkerchief was a Sparkling, white ,diamond, cluster ring. BA gasped in surprise. Glancing round quickly to see if any
one was looking,BA smartly slipped the object into her apron pocket ,took a quick look over her shoulder to see if there was anyone looking she didn't think anyone had seen her,so she handed over the job of i of staff for the oncoming shift , To the second in command,and,unnoticed she quietlya dr quickly slipped away from the ward. Q
Once outside the restraints of the ward, she walked , quickly back to her troomon the top floor of the building. This was were all the
senior nurses had their rooms. She went into her nicely decorated room and locked the door behind her. She we t across to the window,, which gave her a magnificent view across the hospitals grounds and beautiful manicured gardens.As dusk was marching across the once blue sky with fluffy white clouds, BA closed the heavy brocade curtains , And sat downin her large, comfy armchair.
It was not unttil that point, Inthe security of her room,that BA dared to slowly take the pristine,cotton hanfkercheif from her apron pocket and, slowly unwrapped to reveal the most,beautiful ,white,diamond,cluster ring she had ever seen.
BA sat there for a long time wonding what she should do.
Suddenly there was aloud rap at the door ! It made BA start, She hastily pushed the ring into a dresser drawer and unlocked the door to her room.......,"oh, hello nurse Adams," "What can I do foryou,". Said BA .
I" I just wondered if you would like too join Gordan I for dinner Aat the "wheat sheaf " I have already phoned up and reserved a table for four"
"Four" queried BA. " oh ," " Sorry " Said Nurse Adams. "I have invited Gordon,eerr superintendent Blimey to dinner" and,"of course his wife,Madaline" " I do hope that is alright " said Nurse Adam.
" Of course ,that is absolutely fine " Said BA,as,after swiftly changing from her uniform into a slinky,low cut ,lurex dress with no sleeves ,it showed off her deep tan which she had acquired from going on holiday to SouthAfrica,and spending lots of well earned rest, sunbathing I in the hot sun of the coastal resorts of the wealthy SouthAfriica Set.
" We'll ", " I am all ready said a stun ing BA , " lets go , everyone ".
BA locked her door behind her , and off they went ,down the corridor,chatting Ilike old friends.
At precisely 9 o clock, the quartet entered the restaurant and the head waiter led them across the floor to a table tucked away in a quiet corner of the establishment. As they sat down, George Blimey looked across at the two nurses and said." my dear ladies, thank you very much for inviting us out for a bite to eat, but" He uttered "before we go any further could you please tell me why you both insist on calling me Gordon. My name is George, and I would be so happy for you both to use it when addressing me." The two women looked at each other, then.......
OK Mrs B
as they all sat down and started to peruse the menu, there was a shout."George, hey George old boy,how the devil are you dear chap" A tall man strode up to the table."George, I thought it was you, long time no see old bean" "Henry" George exclaimed, "so glad to see you" he turned to the ladies at the table " this is a very old friend of mine from way back, Henry," With that Henry whispered quietly to George so that only George could hear,"I say old bean that young lady you have at your table is a right Matta Hari," he said further "I guess you know something about her,but be very careful George, she is ruthless and very dangerous." " I know something about her credentials" said George "everything is under control,for the time being anyway" With that he turned back to his fellow diners and read the menu....
The three ladies looked at each other. knowingly, "What was all the hush- hush conversation about . old chap?"
Said BA, teasingly , across the table to George. "Oh, er, nothing, er, er, nothing at all,really. Henry is an old Army pal of mine."
"But George," said a startled Madeline. " You old silly billy!" Madeline smiled, a knowing smile across the table to her new, female friends. "Honestly," she joked, "And they say women are the forgetful ones!"
George smirked, feeling very foolish." Really, George, surely you can't have forgotten your dazzling Air Force career, alongside your lifetime friend, Captain.Michael 700."
George, sort of coughed, as if to clear his throat, and shuffled his feet under the table. Then he quickly changed the subject.
"Nice weather we are having for the time of year?" "Ladies"
At this juncture their hot, steaming meals arrived. As the waiter made sure each customer on that table, frequented often , because of its view across the beautiful gardens, and the lake beyond , made sure everyone had the appropriate requirements for their meals. BA's thoughts turned back to the white, diamond, cluster ring safely hidden in her room back at the nurses quarters, at the nearby hospital.
As the quaqrtet ate the gorgeous, and very expensive food, they heard sirens in the distance. But being close to the hospital none , of the four people, sat at the window table took any notice.......until. three uniformed constables and a chap in
scruffy suit and hat, which he raised towards the three ladies in respect, said
"Could I please have a word with a nurse known as, BA?"
All faces were on BA.
" I am the nurse you need to speak to ," said BA, politely.
The scruffy looking chap introduced himself.
"I am Detective Golightly, madam." He said , looking directly at BA. "I am afraid I have some rather disturbing news for you, Nurse.
"Actually, it's, Sister,." said BA, "what can I do for you," she answered.
"I am afraid, I have some rather upsetting news for you, Sister." Said the detective.....................................................
"What is it,?" said BA, suddenly feeling rather worried . Detective Golightly hesitated before saying directly to BA. "I am afraid there has been a rather disturbing robbery at the nurses quarters, at the hospital."
Feeling very upset,BA said to the Detective, "Why, what has happened?"
All the people at that table were looking very concerned.
" Apparently, a certain nurse, who isn't too far away from me, right now, forgot to secure her top window in the bedroom!"
"Oh my goodness!" Exclaimed, BA! "I shall return to my quarters immediately, and secure the whole apartment, I do apologise Sir!"
"Fraid it's a bit too late for that......,like bolting the stable door when the horse has gone.!" "So to speak". Said the Detective in a rather couldn't really care less ,manner.
"Has it,I ,I,I mean has anything been stolen?" Her thoughts immediately turning to the ring which she had put safely, or so she had thought,placed well beneath her lingerie in the bottom drawer. "How could I have so stupidly forgotten to check the windows," BA thought to herself.
"Well, we, the local Constabularly,have been , following a cat burglar for about two weeks, now." said the officer. But, having not seen him for a couple of days, we assumed he had left the area, to try for richer pickings elsewhere." said Detective Golightly.
And, with a gesture of his hand, as if to say, "goodbye", and "I will be in touch in a couple of days." And "In the meantime, I will have a couple of my best officers keep a look out for anything suspicious in and around the hospital grounds". Detective Golightly left the stunned quartet, stood looking quite dazed, and he was gone......................................
"Well, I am so sorry", said BA, "but I must say, Goodnight, and take my leave of you, and get along back my room to see what has been stolen!"
Naturally the others offered to accompany BA back to her room, but BA refused , and insisted they finish their meals.
" I will let you know how things go", she said, as she made a hasty exit.
Back at the hospital, BA Walked quickly up to her room. AS she approached her room, for a split second BA thought she glimpsed a shadow move slightly by the now open door of her room. But she quickly dismissed it as a shadow of the moonlight.
BA quietly closed the door behind her and using the torch which she kept to go to check on ward patients who seemed restless during the nights when she was on duty.
The nurse walked swiftly, but quietly across the room to her now quite untidy lingerie drawer, still slightly ajar.
"Well", thought BA to herself."whoever it was seemed to know which drawer to look in."
But how would anyone else know what BA had found on the floor of the ward near that now empty bed?
And even if someone had known.she hadn't seen anyone follow her so how did whoever it was know which drawer to look in. She was certain she had not heard or noticed anyone in the same vicinity of that ward where she had found the ring.
BA was very puzzled as she frantically searched the drawer for the ring.......
"Could this be what you are looking for?" said a very familiar voice.
BA swung round . as a tall, well dressed man came out from the shadows
in her room...
"MR 700!" "But,b-but , I mean , how did you, how could you have known it was there?"
"By 'it', I presume you mean this white diamond, solitaire ring, which I and my accomplish, known to most as ,Nurse Adams smuggled into this country from South Africa ."
" Am I correct so far,?" he said, looking BA up and down and thinking what a lovely curvaceous figure she had. "And , may I ask." The tall good looking and very sauve, Mr. 700. "what did you, BA, intend to do with the ring , which you actually stole from me!"
"But I found it, I found it on the floor" said a now sobbing, BA. "Ahhhh, " "But," a triumphant Mr. 700 said, "Only you and I actually know the truth, and ", looking them both up and down.he said."who out of the two of us, do you think the police are going to believe?", "Maybe if you made it worth my while" he said, his sensuous large brown eyes slowly glancing towards the bed,"Then, maybe, just maybe............................................