aww Fed :(
its so annoying when it takes you ages to write out a post and it disappears on you. Try not to get too angry wth your pc xx
Fed
watch out for double clicking when posting
click only once and grey box appears saying processing which is correct
HOWEVER
if you happen to click again before the processing is complete wherever your cursor is at that moment will be affected. If by chance (and it often is I find) the cursor is over a link the second click opens the link and this stops the processing of your post and as a consequence deletes the content.
Its a difficult one if you have a tremor but my advice is write the post on a Word doc or notebook b4 posting and always copy and paste dont cut and paste so you can try again
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L, Jings, crivvens, help ma Bob. I'm not a complete .... (Damn, lost. It)
L, Jings, crivvens, help ma Bob. I'm not a complete .... (Damn, lost. It)
Well Ill go t footve ar stairs ahm no used to such infamities, shocked is not ,, oh wait Eck, are yr a broon
FED
This bloke went into our local chemist complaining of terrible pain in his stomach, " Ive had this pain for 3 days I have tried everything ,RENNIES, ANDREWS ,EVERTHING, can you make me something up I need help," the Chemist looking concerned replied " certainly sir I have just the thing in the back shop," he disappeared for a couple of minutes and on his return he announced in a loud voice to the 6 customers , "I WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU, I WON £112 000 000 on the Euromillions yesterrday," the poor guy with the pain was very happy and said " Is that so, well I never congratulations",,NO NO I HAVE'NT I just made it up" said the FARMASSIST,,I know I know thats not how to spell Pharmacist, but its a joke, half of 1hr later another dishevelled looking older man asked if he (the chemist) sold combs, " yes indeed we do sir, would you like a steel one",, ",,no no Ill pay for it " said the quite deaf old gent, who when he asked of the idiot behind the counter if he had anything for WIND,,he was told "have you tried a kite". Now the reason this silliness is here and not in the jokes section way down in the cellar,is anyone stumbling upon the afforsaid silliness will perhaps find a cause to giggle or even laugh, they are old jokes but there are 7 billiion souls on our planet and its unlikely all will have heard them (the jokes),so now we have dealt with that aspect of human behavior, LAUGHING why does laughing make you cry,also I have suffered badly with Dyskinesia over the last 2 months it was at times violent and very frightening,and was also crushing my will to fight back so yesterday my NEW ROW NURSE, and my DEW OH DOPE A specialist came to my home, and after much discussion and tweaking of the Ddo[pa pump Im back in straight and level flight,no WARNING TERRAIN, WARNING TERRAIN,or TRAFFIC DESCEND, TRAFFIC DESCEND,bells and whistles going off in my head,,the terrain I was colliding with when participating in uncontrolled descent, if you see my meaning and so onward to the next crisis parky dumps on me,more battles to be fought ,more lumps to be knocked out of old FED. will I survive to see the war won, well how long is a piece of ,, no I wont say that as its silly, and youve had your silly ration.
B F N FED
That's great news your on the level again.I also have been stumbling around the last few months I think it's down to my dbs generator running low well get a new one 26th of this month.been ok for 18 months it seems like a never ending battle by the way fed the old ones are the best .gus
I have been ok since the Dd pump was adjusted, and now I am facing black depression my friend, and on we go his welfare is my concern,,,,which group which song gus,,,,no burden is he.
FED
onward bound
Hi Fed
Hollys. He Ain't Heavey. He's my brother
Spellings a tad of me thonks sufferings the mange. He hr hr
you are right Cheshire, you are wrong Gus there was a prize, but it can only be won if I recieve your answer before midnight 4 .5 .2015, and as I DID NOT, the prize of £22 000 000 will go to good causes,,er my good causes, sorreeeeee, you can try next year Chesh, oh by the way I was curious there was a CHESHIRE CAT worked for the same company as wot idid, driving a 6 wheeler, he also has a classic coach which he displays all ower geordieland and all poinyyts west,, ARE YOU THAT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
B F N FED
Well ......errrr........ummmmmmm .........in a word...............no. Tee hee hee
I come from Somerset n though I've worked all over the country as a mechanic / engineer on HGV plant n anything mechanical I've never felt the need to have an HGV licence ...................there was enough idiots out there to brake them without my help.
Live well. Cc
miles away have they finished extension yet fed
Yes my friend 1week since, and apart from a few minor niggles its a good job done,which is rare for us as major projects usually go ti.., er wrong, thanks for asking, Gus
FED
Hello Cc and Gus
I am minded to do a series of quizzes, all on famous groups from the mid 50s to the present , as before I will attempt to create the questions from memory, all who would like this feature say AYE, I will start with the BEATLES as they were my bestist favourites, if approved it will be in the cellar (social jokes etc). there will be a prize, but as per I wil think of a way to stop anyone winning it.
LET ME KNOW ASAP FED, B F N
Hi Fed
glad to see you back again hope things are going better for you now, been worried about you as you sounded in a bad place last time you posted .
Hope your lady's doing well also as last I heard she was poorly and waiting on doctors ?
Got to go cook tea so live well my friend Cc
yellow submarine
Sorry
What are you sorry for, I have not asked any kwestshuns yet, you must have your finger on the trigger, calm down calm down, you will be anticipating, the £100 000 I know my friend but dont worry, old FED also has plans for the dosh and as I know the answers you have no chance,Herr M1arine Flieger Kapitan Gus,,ha ha Kapitan vee DEUTSLANNDER GEORDIIES, have many spize int Weymoooth, well 1 really, my 84yr old Aunt Mimi, she is a grand old lady, but 70yrs back she was ruthless, or was it toothless,any way she was given a thorough ticking off by no less than,,wait for it,???????????? there was no one higher,he lead the country through the hheell of WW2, yes,,Spike Millligan,not forgetting,Field Marshall Bloodknock, and Rear Admiral Neddy Seagoon, I know you will be chewing your nails young Kapitan Gus,,but
E O P 1 SORRY