OK not original, but still relevant I feel.
Looking for ideas somewhere in between melting crisp pokes and last of the summer wine-esque hurtling someone down a hill on a bed type of thing, that we could do to cheer ourselves up before we come on the forum and start passing comment on each others postings.
i spend ALL my spare time making photo-shop cartoons of rupert murdoch and david cameron. i think it is an obsession. the trouble with any hobby with us lot is we are never sure it isnt a symptom.
croquet is a great waster of time and usually involves a lot of sitting down and no fine motor skills. i found snooker no problem as long as you dont try a professional pose and do your back in. beta blockers help.
my other hobbies cant be mentioned in delicate company.