Good morning All and the wait is over as the destination is reached. Behold I bring you "The Thread of threads" well another new thread anyway. Like rabbits they are but just occasionally you get an Hazel(nut). Is it a kind of dream or nightmare who knows but there is only one way to find out and that is to have a post or posts.
A proper Nutters thread but also accommodates half Nutters, new starter Nutters, none Nutters and the most tragic Nutters of all closet Nutters. Well fear no more our closet friends and step out of the closet (if you were in there looking for Narnia you have to have a certain Ikea closet apparently. Wish I'd known before trying all the wardrobes on my street and now facing a prison sentence) and feel accepted for been a Nutter where the only judgement is gauging what we can do today.
We're Parkied if we do and Parkied if we don't and it dominates most of our lives but we can still occasionally have ourselves a Nutty moment.
Brian Potter: “Right you lot out. Before I knock you out. Sling it go on, you aren’t welcome. All of you leave.”
Stu: “I’m not going till I get a refund.”
Brian Potter: “Did you here that Kenny? You best make him a bed up.”
Stu: “I want my money back.”
Brian Potter: “I want to moonwalk son, but life’s a shithouse. Out.”
Max: “Hello, I’d like to order the divers watch, the divers watch love, the one with the light, don’t know love, I can swim.”
Dodgy Eric: “Well what do you think?”
Brian Potter: “It’s not a bouncy castle.”
Dodgy Eric: “You never said a castle.”
Brian Potter: “I said I wanted an inflatable.”
Dodgy Eric: “It is an inflatable.”
Brian Potter: “Inflatable filth.”
Young Kenny: “Can’t we disguise it?”
Brian Potter: “Yeah we can, we’ll put a wool hat on it and say it’s you.”
Dodgy Eric: “It’s not what it looks Brian.”
Brian Potter: “Not what it looks. Not what it looks. It’s a twenty-foot c**k and \b**s man. It don’t look like nothing else, it’s not happening.”