An assault on the Isle of Man could be harder than we think. Not only do we have their air force to contend with, and those tail-less moggies can sure fly their broomsticks, but we also have their ground forces to deal with - the four horned sheep that populate that fair isle. Now a sheep's intelligence is roughly half that of a dead pheasant, and they all have a death wish, so will fight to the end. I think we need our own sheep force to combat these beasts, and suggest we use the most stupid, and therefore fearless, breed of the lot - the Dorset. We could use a few Jacobs too - sadly they have some intelligence but they do have remarkable agility which could be useful. I have started rounding up all the Dorsets I can muster - I had it in mind that Steph would make an ideal little Bo-Peep to take care of them, but if she and Ali are forming a breakaway contingent we'll need a volunteer.
Peter.
we on the move .escape plan into action
We might be able to join forces but just for one day becouse I have to go and get my nails done later and I dont want to spoil the french polish.
listin people while your nagging ive just invaded hull the battle was brutal and hard, i was all on my own (ahhhhhh)where was you all
steph aj moddyblue big r(cant spell renasance)iam now the decared dictatior of hull you are all my slaves you will all bow to my every wish .steph you cant wear pink aj no pink ribbions for you so steph and aj na na na nana the ard gang is once more on the march next stop liverpool just one problem any body know how to get to liverpool from hull me sat navs broke BE WARNED jd and the ard gang are on the move
steph aj moddyblue big r(cant spell renasance)iam now the decared dictatior of hull you are all my slaves you will all bow to my every wish .steph you cant wear pink aj no pink ribbions for you so steph and aj na na na nana the ard gang is once more on the march next stop liverpool just one problem any body know how to get to liverpool from hull me sat navs broke BE WARNED jd and the ard gang are on the move
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Hull and Liverpool are at opposite ends of the M62 - that's why it was built, port-to-port.
Before we forge ahead, someone check it's not TT week in the Isle of Man. We don't want to be greeted by thousands of motorbikes with pink ribbons!
Renaissance (just call me HV - that'll confuse everyone!)
Before we forge ahead, someone check it's not TT week in the Isle of Man. We don't want to be greeted by thousands of motorbikes with pink ribbons!
Renaissance (just call me HV - that'll confuse everyone!)
ogod wots this tt in isle of man ,lol men bikers in leathers with pinkribbons m
NAH , cant be bovered
iam i bothered
After the newspaper articles I must be the only one here that everyone knows what I look like!
Not fair! I'm off for a head transplant. Any suggestion as to who you'd like me to look like?
Not fair! I'm off for a head transplant. Any suggestion as to who you'd like me to look like?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm jonny dep with a pirate out fit on
now I feel left out havent seen a pic,any chance of a link?
Just watching the footy results,finally my team won their first match after 15 matches.sorry about Hull.
Just watching the footy results,finally my team won their first match after 15 matches.sorry about Hull.
wots ur team dot,mines arsenal and they beat spurs 3-o
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Hi anyone fancy a chat?
Hi!
got flooded out yet with all this rain
Dunno, curtains drawn, haven't looked out of the window since Wednesday!
well when you open them, I will be sat outside with the rescue boat