wot u mean i good at work
no sorry i mean r u good im at my work sorry
yes im ok thankyou,r u well.wot do u do at work,lol,ur on here.lol
supply bodyguards to over seas royal familys arrange for all there security to be provided
wow ace job
sounds better on paper 
helloo
HIYAAAAA !!!!
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uok
just about coping ...
snap
Don't do that! (snap, that is!)
snap snap snap
I'll have a crocodile sandwich, and make it snappy!
You can keep a crocodile's mouth closed with just a couple of strong elastic bands, because the muscles it uses to open its jaws are very weak.
Unfortunately the muscles used for snapping closed are massive, and could probably snap you in half!
HV
Unfortunately the muscles used for snapping closed are massive, and could probably snap you in half!
HV
snapperty snap.
Hiya everyone!
Hello Hullvictim
Hi Jem, how are you this fine night?
In need of cheering up Hullvictim. Hands are being a pain and fed up today. Can't seem to get meds right.