Thanks to Dan from Las Vegas for this
ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY IN LAS VEGAS......Before making a quick decision, consider why you want to make it quickly.
Consider if it will honour God* and what it might cost others.
If you are afraid to make a decision, think about why that might be.
Most of all, pray!**
A moment of patience can prevent a great disaster.
*replace with deity or line / expletive of choice
** replace with method of contacting deity of choice or expletive relevant to thought process
Before making a quick decision, consider why you want to make it quickly.
Consider if it will honour mistress whiplash* and what it might cost others.
If you are afraid to make a decision, think about why that might be.
Most of all, beg for a beating**
well that didn't work, I still posted it. Or should that be saved.
To be fair I didn't consider a diety or pray, I thought I was very funny, I'm still chuckling, and that my battery is about to snuff it and how, if i don't post/save soon I'll lose it all, and it's taken me all day to type this and I've used too many ands, and How I don't have time to edit it. Soz all (Soz means sorry, it's also French for sauce)
hi eck ,did you forget to keep an eye on your dbs battery ! nice to hear from you
Thanks gus
Training required it would seem.
Eck
Miss Whiplash is your deity and asking for beatings your form of prayer.
Example
Urgent need to visit bookies. Why the urgency? Dead cert at 7/2, Muff Diver, in the 1.40 at Wincanton its now 1.30. Ask can you afford to lose £2 will £5 change your life?
Will a trip to the bookies honour Miss Whiplash or would the £2 be better spent elsewhere?
Ask for a beating. Dealing with the queue may be a problem
I'd prefer to lose £2 on the horse, than £200 on a miss whiplash and beg for a beating. Does that help? Am I getting the hang of it?
Your quids in
So the message seems to be "don't gamble, it gives you a sore @&$#"
In your case yes
@&$*? I meant wallet.
Predictive text?
Leyther, are you still kicking???
Hello leyther
as a matter of interest were you in the coal business , I was a coal merchant for 20 years
Ian wondering ??
Hello peeps beeg and smoll
Well I wont be going up thats for sure as a few quid went on the doggies, I do envy believers as they have the support of the big guy , , its when I watch the news and see kiddies with no eyes or legs dead bodies all over and here these I hesitate here as I was going to say humans saying they love death more than life,, yeh I know the feeling mate, and off he goes wearing his semtex hand made cardy to take his place in where who knows no one comes back after atomising their body in a Hospital or market , religion nah I worked it out somewhere I spent about £500 ON THE LOTTO for £ 10, so steer clear of gambling now.
oh eck were you the guy on star trek , spock ,,often wore a frock , not gay or trans from preston pans or near keen ski,er likes beer, or two is it was it you,,,,,ECK was it eh was it
FED
Andy Murray, world number one, for a knighthood.
I think we're going off topic a tad.
Idiots still at large with too much money and no fricken sense setting off squibs and Catherine wheels and such like. Imbeciles forgot to set them off yesterday. Harrumph.
I mean what's the bloody point , what is the bloody point. I ask you.
Struth. !
I had a pet carrot at the time, no no mistake,, carrot Irescued it from a carrot dealer who was not taking care of it it had very few feathers and its vocabulary consisted of the telephone , a cat a dog and th, understorms ,,sorry did I say carrot ,I meant Komodo Dragon, if he did not want to go in his cage well er he didnt and he was a poor wordsmith , grrH GRRR ARGGH, and that was it,,so where was i YES my parrot could count to 11 so I used him for the numbers until he died of boredom sad eh never bet now, the bl???Dy dRAGON always has the best chair,oh and the zoo took Kay,,the ,,,yes you know, I hope you are well Gus
FED
not bad pretty poly poly 
cheers fed
CHEERS Gus
Yes he is a bit of a worky ticket and will eat anything that is in range, but he has his uses, no cats venture to pooh on my lawn and last year group of local thugs approached me and challenged me or should I say my dog,, yes dog, on his pedigree he is registered as a LONG TAILED LONG NOSED SHORT LEGGED TERRIER, for customs reasons,, and well I agreed
Result 6 niil to FEDS Terrier,?
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