Hallo Maria
Goedemorgen , dank je wel Mevrouw Maria, oh this is a difficult language yet interesting, I hope my pronunciation is correct in my greeting if I had to go into battle the sight of you in traditional viking battle dress complete with the hildemece would make me go weak at the knees never mind the enemy, the Vikings were very active in Northumberland, when they made landfall at Lindisfarne they were very very naughty boys all that raping and pillaging, I know that after a long period of pillaging I certainly could not be a,,.d to start a massive amount of raping I would be absolutely s,,,,,g out and would not be able to treat the Angles women with respect which would be unfogiveable, they arrived in 793,and quickly made themselves at home, having fun with the locals and indulging in their favourite hobbies,, yes youve guessed it,,raping and pillaging, however after one huge effort to subdue the brave Englanders, at Stamford Bridge they got their botties well and truly kicked, and despite the superherculanian effort of one very large giant unpleasant Viking, to prevent the Englander infantry crossing The Bridge at Stamford, he went berserk, hence the word Berserk, he was eventually thoroughly DISABLED and, given a nasty surprise when a very inventive England supporter took a small boat and drifted under the bridge and shoved a very sharp very long spear upward, causing all sorts of problems for the berserk bloke on the bridge, he was overheard screaming shouting and swearing at the Englanders over 20mls away in york,I suppose it could be the earliest Viking Vasectomy, any way as usual I have completely drifted off track, AGAIN, In answer to your query about my aspirations if any into politics I did help out with my chosen political group a few years back but they would ay one thing and then a week later would do exactly the opposite, and a large portion or portions of lies backstabbing dishonesty and fraud certainly opened my eyes and totally disalutionianalised,(ive just made that word up) me in being proactive and when faced with a bunch of toffee nosed middle upper class a.......s who are only in it for themselves I never went back, what happened to THE MAN OF THE PEOPLE FOR THE PEOPLE WHERE IS HE AND WILL HE EVER RETURN,BRING BACK WILLIAM WALLACE, not that pillock who played him in Braveheart, but a real strongwilled thought full kind compassionate who would bring back fairness and equality, a attractive photogenicslightlysmallerclinteastwoody person a DIRTY HARRY type who would do as he says, and say what he does andwhat sayshe he willalso, oh well you know what I mean,, hey wait a minute, I am that person my chest is swelling "steady Maria" I can be that man, SUPERFED, a caped crusader driving out lies and corruption, SUPERFED, yes yes I can do it.
NO I CANT sorry sorry that was very silly Bye for now
SUPERFED, sounds good that I may use it more SUPERFED yes Ilike itWhos this guy