Can anyone explain why I suffer agonizing Dysco at meal times,the more delicious
the meal the worse the Dysco, for instance my wife sat me down to a tasty braised steak with all the trimmings and before I even got to the table It started
I must look like a string puppet after 12pints of Carlsberg Special,also on
commencement my attempts to deliver food to mouth is very like firing at a moving
target,a target travelling at 500mph, the grub will go I my ear ,eye ,other ear chin ,down my shirt and eventually a direct hit, this unfortunately accelerates the D~~~~~~~~~~S~~~~O to Hypersonic velocity by the time I complete this " meal
ordeal,,,I feel like a Boxer that has gone 50 rounds with Tyson Ali and Lennox
Lewis, at the same time, and as for the Apple Charlotte, need I say more.
Can anyone relate to this strange behaviour