So sorry to hear you have not been feeling too well sheffy......now i am no poet and certainly not a threat to Tennyson or Byron but i have put a little ditty together for you!!!
SHEFFY IS A LOVELY GAL, WHO HASN'T BEEN TOO WELL
HER TUM HAS BEEN OUT OF SORTS, BUT HOW COULD SHE TELL?
WELL SHE LOST A STONE, AS HER APPETITE DECLINED
HER TUMMY SHRUNK AND RUMBLED, BUT THAT SOUNDS UNKIND
SO PLEASED TO HEAR YOU ARE ON THE MEND, AND CAN NOW EAT ALL YOU WISH
KEEP SMILING OUR SPECIAL FRIEND, AND ENJOY WHAT'S IN YOUR DISH!!
(like i said no threat to poets anywhere haha!)
luv Dolly xx