Handwriting

 

I find shaving a bit of a difficult experience i think i have too put more pressure on the razor against my face too stop the obvious tremor resulting in damaging my skin that shows a few days later as dry dead skin/razor burn.

brushing my teeth also , it is easier to brush one side than the other regardless of which hand i hold the brush with. as is picking up a object.

Hi Supa,

You made me smile.......perhaps if we all wrap ourselves up entirely, in bandages, we will have normal movement. The fact that we'll look like Zombies rising from the dead, is irrelevant!!

Pleased it helped a bit, though. Like you, I have no tremor, just slow response down my right side and wearing a bandage occasionally, does help.

Maybe because the bandage is pressing on the muscles and tightening everything up, we gain a bit more control. Who knows? But if it works, don't knock it.

Will be interested to hear how you got on brushing the dog!

 

 And to Sea Angler, have you thought about investing in an electric toothbrush? So much easier to clean your teeth!

 

Twinks.

Yes, electric toothbrushes are great. One for the Christmas present list perhaps.

Razor burn sounds very nasty! But, I gather that beards are very now! So, may be that is the solution?

Now, Sea Angler, another facial hair problem - big grinhow do you cope with getting your mascara in the right place? Magnifying mirrors are no help - just show bigger smudges! And having my eyelashes dyed is a no go. I have eliminated application of all unnecessary chemicals, including hair dye - trouble is, I see my grey haired mother looking at me from the mirror big grin

Hey, I wonder if there are more beards in Parkie men than the average population. One for research!?

S

 

Oh yes i already have one of those, but alas it never holds a charge for long more charging than use.

I could grow a beard it would look very Apt for a sea angler much like Capt Birdseye ahh ha lol or uncle Albert Rn lol , I tend too stay au natural the salt spray of the sea plays havoc with the mascara cool

 

G(r)o(w) for it !big grinbig grinbig grin

KINKScoolbig grin

              Good morning Supa, Sea Angler; Gus, J of Grey,  Promise. and last but not  by  no  means least,Maddie yes folks  once again  BLACKHEART has provided a quirky partial  solution to the DUNHS or Dismal unreadable handwriting  sydrome  , I discovered this purely by  accident, I was attempting to write to THE USA  care of THE  WITE HOOSE  I  fell  off my  chair stumbled int and  into my cd player and the play button and surely  one  of  the best  bands pf the 20th century and my favourite (  I have   them  playing now on this laptop}  THE  KINKS  so  I picked myself up started trying  to write I say  trying  as it is unreadable even to me ,  and placed my  blueglass reading  glasses on my knows   sorry  knose  nope  NOSE, and began writing  and  to my amazement I  could  write clearly,and normaly I was making careless spilling erroz but as  eye practiced the reason why loomed  was it the fall  the KINKS or  the  blue  glasses  ,so  I  turned down  te volume and my co awdinashun  immediately  begn  twofail  wen  I  urned the music  up  it  improved  I think the  bblew  glasses  play a  part  also as  when  EYE   took them off same loss of function  I  will  give  you  a  demonstrayshun  a   with  and withnot

         1 without    the kwick brown dog jumpt ower the useless piano

          2 wyth       the VLCC or  SUPA Tanker was  to0 heavy  ( 300 000 metric} to junp over the lazy dog, now  you  see the difference  1 is  without KINKS  AND  SPECS  2  IS WITH   great  eh, I  know  Im a little bonkers  aat   tymes but  it  does  work  for how  long  ??????? howlongs  a  chinaman  howthins  his wifr

                                            Kindest regards my friends  OTan

                               

was you listen  to the kinks or had blue glasses on when writing this post my friend i always find a bit of talking heads gets me going psycho killer ,wild wild life ! good afternoon otan

coolMorning Gus

                          I know my post was a little silly in places, oooh  dear , sorry  for the off track  episode  but its blowing a force 2000 hurricane up here in geordieland    people are  going  a??e over elbow ootside mah  hoose I  have helped one of  my more  elderly neighbours twice this morning frown she was blown over attempting to purchase a gottle uv  milk from the hairdressers,, ?? then I spotted her going into the hardwaremongers ,again after a pintamilk, so having preempted the likely out come I bought a  her a  pintamilkand  dangled it  in front of her, like Father  Ted when persuading Father Jack tomove out  of  his  chair, ( drink drink  gals feck drink)  poor old girl  she is obviously afflicterd  with Dementia Parkys  stablemate and has no family and as she is vulnerable  is preyed upon by  the  dregs   of humanity      my wife and I get her shopping pay her bills  etc  but we just managed to prevent  her signing up for a full  upvc windows  scam,  ( they were changed 2yrs  ago) the bloke was very upset at my intervention as by my reckoning  he  was going to  charge £22 860 for £1800s worth of windows, what  sort  of  BAS???D  does that  eh  Gus,  sorry  I  DO  ramble on, the reason I  POTEDS THIS  post was to affirm yhe binefittttss of the blue lens specs  I was very dyski  this morning and as soon  as  I  PUT THEM ON ,,FIXED,

                                               must go as wind is so bad and must damage  limit

                                                    wishes best   OTan

my bets that was everest windows

Good morning Sea Angler

                  I long since gave up the shaving ordeal ,I have what can only be described as craggy features and even before pd it was very difficult to achieve the result I desired it was  impossible to get the low points on my face and neck leaving me looking even scruffier than before so the solution,,,designer stubble ,, I have umpteen electric razors ,," OH YES  SIR YOU WILL GET  THE BEST SHAVE EVER WITH THIS" hah hah the number of times I have heard that, so I selected the best  but fitted one  of the accessories ,a trimmer it is set to remove all but 1 squiillionth of a mm but at least  its 1 squillionth of a mm all over my face and feels rather like rough suede which is good enough for me and looks tidy,I have severe spondylitous in  my neck and lower back courtesy of 36yrs operating heavy machinery and presenting the right posture for shaving was agony,try it my friend it works ok leaving a Clint Eastwoody appearance.

                                 This is my first post for a week or 7 a broadside of hammer blows removed memory banks mobilty  vision and last of  all severe depression the latter evaporates creativity , and the cause of all this horror pd induced instability three heavy falls two of which were head injuriously damageriffyglyness so inscrupoulouslytroubling  were they I foundupolloouuss impossiblliity of wordlyness had forcefully intervened in my brainlyability but iaminmendability mode prseenntiinggnormalingtraits as per //////?????

                                                   hAPPYNESs upon you ANGLESEA

                                                           OTAN

evil  PENNINE  they tried it on with us 10 yr sin, you know the old sales patter Gus  "well I can do it for £11 330,  well I haven't laughed as much since the last time I laughed as much, try  again son, fingers blurring on the  calcuulator,  " ah yes , ok  I can fit the whole lot for  £7 500"  NOPE,, after 4hrs  " £4 850"   NOPE ,, he fiinaly capitulated,  ok MR Heavy  what do you want to pay,, "£ NO MORE THAN £2  250 ,,,he replied ok  £2 250 ,,!!/?mm swear  swearr, when I told him I would think about it I thought he was going to spontaneosly combust oh what fun Gus, we had another local company install 9 windows plus a new porch for £2 100

                                                           OTAN

That's great .just worry how many people they do rip off.

 

I just keep up top short now, council comes round now n then to cut the grass lol Otan

they claim olde double glazing isnt as warm as new double glazing? depends on a day like this if the windows open?.

Glad to see you back in action, OTAN, and able to put sentences together again!  My attempts to reply to messages failed.

Keep mending!

J

coolHello dear friend

               I am so  pleased to receive your post I had a dreadful feeling something was wrong or that I may have caused offence I have been firing MR ANGRY broadsides at many targets in the last few weeks and I was fearing one of the more graphic may have found its way to  you in error.

 I have been most concerned at the savage unrelenting departure from normality caused by our mutual enemy to say that I am terrified is not enough ,sometimes I really do  think hell has come to visit the hallucinations are unbelievable , my Father often drops by and stands quietly in the corner of either my bedroom or in the front room and  my much loved dogs King a lovely  natured German Shepherd and probably the most intelligent canine   I have had  the honour to call  her friend, Trixie a little  Yorkie she knew my next move before I did  so  closely  her mind had integrated with mine in fact all my family, I miss my canine friends and envy those lucky folks who have the everlasting companionship and unbreakable bond of loyalty they bestow upon us  oh I do miss them and the three cats Simon Bob and Jack these three were pure mischief  always laying ambushes and  diving   out from  behind  the cooch wrapping themselves round my leg or legs if   it was  a double attack, it really was a joy to witness the  three felines gang up on the giant Shepherd the Yorkie would attempt to  rescue her friend  but if the cats adopted that classic  (im bigger than you) posture ooh  Trixie did not like that at all and would run away, she could not work out that it was simply play fighting  the cats talons were never  extended, I do miss  them Lady J of Grey the

                                                         them Lady J of Grey. Jfollowing words areptop aL THI SPOT creates tits wn tencances and alerrtts are constant in redeo too maiintrain normalittynrss ????????????????????

                                         My very best of bestness to you and yours *(from deepest darkest Geordie land)

                                        OTANheavy  or OTAN  if you prefer      "  FEDS BROTHER "

 

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 I did not mention when describing the hallucinations my Dad passed away 4 yrs sin and  my Canine and frlinesall over the last 10yrs but I think you would have picked up on that , sorry  just thought  I would clarify that.

                           OH  OH  OTANheavycool