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Alright bruv
WHATS happened now ?
im learning to translate jockanese
aint bloody easy
but soon you wont be able to talk about me
now whose paranoid ??

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Well at least you tried.

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Noohooz furraplatefull o burdseye
Crinklycutchips

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By the way the weather in Scotland is pure dead brilliant. Iā€™m gust gonnie sit oot and get a sun tan.cheerio fur the noo ma Chinaā€™s.

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Dinnea be gettin yirsel aweburnt hen
coz ittil be ferr gowpin speshally durin the nicht eh? an yil be lookin like a loch Ness lobster.HA HA

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Did you work out the last message yet?

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Dinnae you be worried awe boot me .I go nice and brown.

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Hi Babswood
Iā€™m in the garden with the dog and I am
Beetroot red you people that tan well

    YOU REALLY RIP MA KNITTING
         SO    YE       DAE

:pill::pill::persevere::persevere: TOMMY

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Morning Babswood
As you can see Iā€™ve spent too long in the sun and got a little burnt
Not like your good self with your dark hair and suntanned skin (and yes I am saying this through gritted teeth)
Itā€™s not easy being a peely Wally light skinned irn bru drinking ginger and IM NOT WELL.
But Iā€™m thinking of a spray tan today do you think thatā€™s a good idea if it makes me feel a little happier with myself?
Anyway hope you have a great day ā€¦ Tommy

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Hi Babswood
You and Keith are very quiet today
Hope youā€™re not having a bad day
Tommy

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Hi Tommy already sent a message donā€™t know where it went.

I was at Southern General today to see my about my PD
She was all about getting me fitted with a pump in my stomach. She said next stage. So wiÄŗl wait and see what happens when I see my neurologist in 8 weeks.

Whatā€™s happened to our pal Keith not on very much .did you know how he got on at docs.
If you phone tell him I was asking after him too.

Babs x x x

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Ps a spray tan is a no no

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Sorry to hear you require a pump and are tired after your hospital visit but the appointments do take their toll.
You enjoy your snooze pal and Iā€™ll wait for you to message me and stop being a paranoid pest
I think you are right Iā€™ve took the spray tan too far but I was just jealous of all you tanned people.
Never mind Iā€™ll try something else maybe a face lift HA HA :pill::pill: TOMMY

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Hi babs
went to hospital yesterday
after falling of my bike i had pains in my chest and ribs
kay thought id busted a rib
but only severley bruised them
im a bit black and blue
only hurts when i laugh

im at my sisters in hastings , dont get to her often although we chat on whatsapp video call
wish i chose a diffret day weather is bad
might stay over night if roads are stiill bad

thinking of you
i rang tommy and told him,

im just showing my sister the forum and who i chat with
shes nosey like that

keith

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Okay dokay Keith enjoy.

Obviously Tommy forgot to say more interested in getting a tan.
Sorry for bothering you.
We donā€™t have the sun out but dry and very warm.

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Hi Keith
Do you like my new spray tan I think I might have took it too far but I got fed up with the Scottish sunburn.

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HI Bruv
doesnt look exactly like you , but DAMN close

BABS , this is tommys real inner child

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Hi Tommy

You feeling okay as your looking quite yellow

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Now Now Babs be nice you know how fragile I. am .
I thought my new face was quite cute
and an absolute bargain at only thirty Bob after a good deal of haggling by clever old me .
BIT OF A LOOKER NOW. EH?
:sunglasses::sunglasses::sunglasses::pill::pill: TOMMY

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Hi Keith
I must say how rude I am a fragile character.
And anyway I spent a small fortune having my looks upgraded and thought it was rather fetching actually like a modern day James Dean.
I shall just have to rise above this criticism.Sticks and stones and all that.
From now on I shall be turning the other cheek
I hope you are well and I will still send you a virtual hug,
A RIGHT BEAR HUG, ribs ok
Tommy :pill::pill::pill::pill: