Hi babs just to say have a nice weekend from mam and toasty feet glad I didn’t wait for Holmes and Watson to find my duvet just woke up and off to shower doing everything early today as Liverpool on TV 12.30pm hope you feel better guys you can call off the search
Pete
Morning Pete
You do realise that Sherlock Holmes isn’t real
And another thing Pete
No one is to too old to get a clip round the ear off mum
Next time don’t sit so close lol
Say hi to Mam and I too would have found her NOT GUILTY
Morning Peter and Mam
The search is over ( government cuts) I said cuts
Morning Kieth Sammy is DEFFO deaf I took him to the vet yesterday and she asked what the problem with and I said I don’t think he’s hearing very well she then examined him and said he’s deaf and that will be £40 I said what?
Morning Babswood sorry I didn’t reply last night as I retired at nine o clock I was so tired .
Tommy 
Morning Bruv
I think it’s a good job Sammy’s deaf . If he heard you have a joke at his expense he would no doubt Bite you on the Cod’s
I was wiped out yesterday too . How can you fall asleep watching TV when one second you were wide awake the wake up 11 hours later
I’ve stopped taking the BP Tablets I think they are too strong
Either that or chemist gave me sleeping pills
They do lower my blood pressure by sending me to sleep
Have a good day
Family get together today there will be about 40 all in all so there’s bound to be an argument or a punch up
Oh how I love these events NOT
AT LEAST I can use my condition to make my excuses and f*** off if it gets too much
Hi Keith
Hypothetically if there was a trial on the great duvet disappearance l being the prosecutor would get to pick the jury so you could not find Mam not guilty because you know the accused and I would have you off that jury quicker than I was off my first wife’s sister LOL.
Incidentally that used to be my favourite game being with my first wife and telling her that her sister was better and then seeing how long I could hang on.
No idea why we got divorced though .
Tommy
Hi Bruv .
Maybe the divorce was you couldn’t hold on long enough
I couldn’t be in that situation
- I’m still married
- Kay’s an only child
But she has friends but my grip isn’t that great either
I have trouble walking
Let alone holding on for dear life
Hi all
Hope you all have a good weekend.
Peter so glad you have a new duvet now and Mam was not to blame after all.
Keith enjoy your get together and make sure it’s not you who starts arguing.
Tommy hope all well with yo.u.hope Sammy okay now that he can’t hear the door going.
Enjoy your lads day with Keith on Monday.!!!
Babs x x x
Thanks Babswood
Hope my last joke wasn’t too rude .
But however I did say hypodermically I think that’s right.
Have a great weekend
Tommy X X
Hi guys and babs got to tell you got a call from Lfc my details have been passed on to the special request department if I, m lucky no choice of game and only 2 tickets cross your fingers for me gang hoping to do the beatles tour as well keep well all
Pete and mam
Hi Peter
My fingers are crossed.
Hope Mam doing okay. I’m feeling a lot better… X x x
Morning babs really good to hear your feeling better things are bad enough without problems with tablets mam seems better though won’t admit I was right I was picking up few weeds yesterday and landed on my a–e still a soft landing 
just praying for bit of luck only problem 2 tickets 3 good mates but grateful to get 2 enjoy the rest of the day catch up with you later
Pete and mam
Morning Babswood
Glad you’re feeling better today and hope it carries on.
I’m going to be a good boy today and not even laugh at Peter falling on his posterior .
Also no mixing today .
I’m deffo going to take Sammy for a walk.
Regards to Phil
Thomas X
You can laugh if you want but should you be using the word deffo when talking about Sammy mam wishing you babs and Keith a good day she is a bit worried about me going to Liverpool in case I don’t come back lol
Pete and mam
Hi Peter I’m just trying to get down with the kids saying deffo about Sammy anyway I don’t think he heard me or read my post .
Hope you get your tickets.
Regards to Mam
Tommy
Morning Bruv
I hope you are alright after your get together yesterday
TOMMY 
Enjoy your walk. Can’t wait for Tues to tell nurse I want off these tabs. You would think I could not see walking around the house feeling my way no use and falling asleep all the time even when out for lunch. X x x
Hi Keith hope you had a good day with family. Hope you not Feeling too rough.x x x
Hi Babswood
I’m afraid our Kieth has missappeared he’s not been on or answering texts.
He done a Dexys
Hope he shows up soon.
Tommy goodboy x