Insomnia

He must have a hangover too much whiskey X x x

Or a runner fae us x

Hi babs
I survived thsts all i can say
Thank god for alcohol
10 hours around about 40 people and 35 of them removed word due to offensive nature
But i ws involved on no arguements or punch up
Glsd this event only happens once a year
I would prefer bicentinial
Other than that im good and hope you are to
Keith xxx

Sounds as though it was good ha ha.
At least you survived and did not tell anyone what you thought of them. GOOD ON YOU. X X X

The best part about family get togethers is the end when they all GO HOME

( BEING POLITE BECAUSE LADIES PRESENT)

Think oor Thomas was getting a wee bit worried about you most probably won’t admit that x x x

If i wanted to know what flash cars they drive or where they go on holiday , id adk , dont need it drummed into me
If i had a £ for everytime someone said sorry or i will get that gor you, is there anything we can do id be RICH
When sally my cousins snotty daughter asked if dhe could do anything to help
I come so close to saying id wish you would all f+++ off
But i didnt
my relationsl seem to be in the battle who has the most money or hiw many cars they own , i couldnt give a rats removed word due to offensive ,
At the end of tge day you can only drive 1car at a time

Bloody hell dont i moan alot lol
How is everyone today , weathers nice here and temp is jyst right for me with blue sky

Tommy have come to a verdict on the missing duvet yet?

Cant wait till tomorrow when i go visit my bruv
BANBURY BEWARE the terrible 2s ( OR CRUELSOME TWOSOME ) are heading your way

Hi pete hi mam
Hope your both well and not fighting over the new duvet
MAM im always on your side xx

Am admitting nuhin tae a talk tae ma brief hen.
Ennywiy he’s a big boay noo

You did really well then I’m a bit outspoken so after a few drinks I think I would have told them what I really thought and most prob fell out with quite a few…

You two have a good day tomorrow and will hear how you get on. X x x

Whit ur we talkin aboot noo. Think I’ve lost the plot. X x x

Hi Keith finally joined us then mam says she is glad someone is on her side god knows what will be missing if I go to Liverpool anyway off to chill out with my music take care
Mam and toasty feet

Babs my princess
You have absolutley no idea how MUCH i would have loved to tell each and everyone of them what i felt and what i thought of them in great and VIVID detail
But walking around with that pretend smile was bloody killing me
And pretending that i was in anyway interested in what they had to say

I think i would have had more fun and less painful pulling my eyes out and trying to put the back in the right socket

I now realise how self centered my relations are
Im glad i can choose my own friends

Right I PROMISE NO MORE ABOUT MY RELATIONS

WHEN ITS MY FRIENDS THAT MATTER THE MOST

Whit whit Ur we oan aboot
Whit de ye mean hen aw ma heid needs a doakter or a gid auld fashioned bilin
Ur u awrite hen
Tam Ra bam x

Aye Tam Ra Bam I’m jist awe write the noo listen tae others fair cheers ye up eh x

Keith you are right. Friends are the family we choosex

Well Babswood
A telt ye a wis hivvin a gid day an a wis rite peters erse isnae sare him an Mam noo hiv a quilt eech an he’s gote a chance o gettin sum LFC tickets .
Yoor back oanra foarrum and Kieth made it throo yistirdy
Noo whit merr koodye ask fur
Itsawe jist brullyint
Tamrabam X

Hi mam wants to know what language you are using took me a couple of minutes to decode it all I have to say is I, ve nailed my duvet to the bed frame