Good morning Judge Thomas.
Morning Keith
Well Judge Thomas
Having slept on this case I have came to the conclusion that Keith as a friend, cronie, China and pal should not be reprimanded over this one and only slip of the tongue.
He is after all a good man and already has shown that he is mortified over using this term of phrase and maybe instead should have used the termāeejitā
I therefore say Not GUILTY.
okay morning,
husband off with mate last night to see Dionne Warwickā¦legend if ever there was one. ( Dionne )
me and daughter watched GBBO.
not sure about this one, melting balls and all.
have tool kit will liveā¦ā¦ā¦
I love the fact that some of you meet up, adding face to the written word, outstanding.
I am in favour of profanity, am in fact well known for it, blame it on PD.
Good morning Peter and Mam
Iām glad youāre team won last night and slightly jealous you managed to have some alcohol.
In the light of your humanitarian evidence and the fact that our honourable member has already been issued with a yellow card .
I bow to your seniority and Mamās unequivocal intelligence.
I therefore have no other option but to admonish the accused and find him not guilty .
Kieth you are free to go without a blemish on your record.
This is the final conclusion of judge Thomas trouble maker of Littlesod 
Hey Judge whit aboot reading ma post.
Aye you were just goin Aheid wi oot me eh
for what itās worth, things can be a little harsh. I absolutely hate being told off, even when I am in the wrong, especially when in the wrong. Went back to offending post, canāt see the problem.
Not guilty.
Aye a take it am no in the gang anymare.
why you say that? you are leader of the gang. it doesnāt function without you .
My dear Babswood
I have read your post and used it in my consideration in this case sorry if you thought differently itās just Iām on the end of an earful for the time Iām spending on this phone and letting my toast go cold
Iām sure youāll understand this problem and send my profound apologies
Tommy X X 
Nae Borra Thomas. X
Thank you Babswood
I new you would understand
Iām texting this in secret
Because her that will not be ignored will belt my lugs ooh some people donāt understand . I might give her a profanity or two then she wonāt speak to me because she doesnāt use such language.
Hi Mrs t
Before you start giving me an earful Iāve read everyoneās opinion and taken them all into consideration
Tommy
So funny xx x
kay was ready to get out " The cat of nine tails " ( WHIP , for us commoners ) lol
Hi Babs
Glad you are well and yesterday was funny
somehow i think Tommy has missed his calling
I think even THE GRAY TWINS would have trembled under Tommy if he was the judge
Damn near scared me
But just in case i had a wee tipple of the cider he brought back from somerset
hope Phil is doing ok
as is the norm i will be about and on here as i missed my 9am doctors appointment some idiot parked his car so as i couldnāt get out , so now going tomorrow
just have to find something to do to amuse myself all day
cant think of any better place than on here
so we will chat soon
keith xxxx
As the marvellous Shakespeare once wrote allās well that ends well .
Hi Pete Hi Mam
Glad liverpool won last night , always puts people in a good mood when their team win
Hope Mam is good too and cuddly under her duvet
Did you have to pay an arm and a leg for your concert tickets or just a reasonable amount of cash As i said to babs , missed my doctors appointment so home alone today so will be here
take care my friends
keith