Hello Giles, you have my sympathy I have a long longlonglonglonglong, list ofenemiesofthesleep, sorry Giles I am being very silly, my wife behaves like a strict headmasteress ?? and scolds me if my grammama is not spot on, she is rite of cawse,hand eye will beehive., she is in the shower with her favourite plummbererer at the moment, he is indecently handsome, 27 ,its his birthday next week and she has bougt him a large bottle of ARAMIS, AND I must say this p?????sses me off ever so slightly, oh when I SAID IN THE SHOWER I MEANT THE SHOWER ROOM or wet room if you prefer , I allow her to flirt with guys, but if I try to flirt with her she tells me to behave and act my age, as I said it does annoy me , however I dont say a word as almost without fail when Andrew the Plumbist has worked his magic on her plumeeen, and leaves, she turns her attention to me , good eh the cheeky big heaeded rich handsome BA?????DDDD even said to me if I cant manage her to give him a call and he will service her for me, so what do yyou make of that Giles, what a T??T eh , I wouldnt have him in my home the cheeky git, but the trouble is he is a first rate craftsman, and he is the cheapest by far in our area of Northumberland. Oh dear, I am so sorry Giles, you have been the unfortunate victim of (the wanderer), thats me FEDEXLIKE the wanderer I start with good intentions and wander off into the very strange canyons and valleys of my mind, please accept my appologies. With regard to your night time sleeping difficulties, my truly excellent not to mention very lovely to lok at or loook at if you prefer ,Nurse Consultant, visited my home last week and brought with her some pills called CIRCADIN2mg, I am always relctant oh bugger RELUCTANT to add to the3/4s of a ton of medicines I load my system with, but this seems to be working, thats a bit of a exageration by the way, the drugs I mean, its only 1/4 of a ton, sorry yes I know Im wandering I have a big wooden mallet, it belonged to my Dad,no longer with us, and I miss him, and I WILL HIT MY THUMB WITH IT whenever I GO OFF TRACK onward and upward Giles, the new drug has settled my sleep patterns and Im not tossing and turning, but the biggest benefit is they I am touching our nice brand new solid oak telephone table as I SAY THIS, ok are you ready for this Giles, steady, steady,,NO DREAMS ! NO DREAMS, ha ha hoo hoo yes SIR GILES NO DREAMS its ok my frtend or even friend, and even the tiny intrusions that do try to takeover are banished, and I dont even remember them, my lovely wife has just told me to stop corrupting you, she oftensive at times but I let her away with it cos she is very easy on the eye and other fridge benefits, no thats fringe benefits.
you can mention this drug to your pd team, it may work 4UALLLSEWaswell
HAVE A GREAT DAY GILES or as it sounds rather posh SIR GILES