


Never underestimate Mother Nature, she will lull you into a state of false,
security then bang! cracks you round the back of the head, how dare you think
your secure stable and without fear,Imagine me thinking I seem to have stabilized over the last few days,fat chance for today I visit my local NTGH ,
for the much feared camera job,I recently had a few problems and to my great joy
and excitement along with overwhelming anticipation I have been awarded the first
prize, the Internal bowel exam. I have undergone this procedure many times yet it
still strikes the fear of God into me, I just cant get used to the Idea of some
person making a video of my insides, why do people want to do this for a living,
I can understand the fascination with the Brain Eye Lungs and Heart,Bone
structure Skin Liver Kidneys, etc, but not Bowels ,think back to when you were
in third or fourth year at school, starting to think of careers , never ever no
no no not once did it ever cross my mind "Bowel Examiner" I really fancy that
NOT , so here I am shaking in my boots, that was shaking by the way,and my
appointment isn't until 1PM , oh Happy Days, Onward and Upward as they say,
Maybe I should rephrase that. You will be thinking of me wont you !?
Fedex