Who is that creature that lurks in the dark? Fades in the shadows and stalks in the park. Follows his victims from morning till night, Noting the habits then making the strike!
Is it a monster from beneath the Sea? Or Mr Blobby from Noels TV? He is a fatty! He cannot deny, I’ve seen his picture! Do cameras lie?
Shall I reveal him or keep him concealed? I could be shackled when he has appealed! Maybe it’s better and keep status quo, We could be lucky and maybe he’ll go?
Yes, Berk was on the trap door. Boni was the undead skull. Drutt was like a frog with spider's legs. And then there was the Thing Upstairs........ plus Rogg, the Splund, Bubo and the Big Angry Red Thing.
He is a shadow of things past, Do not for him pearls of wisdom cast, This writer can spit fire, Oft come words to inspire, He can strike fear or scorn or rage, His name may be moved from every page, Unless he curbs that awful tongue, That makes sweet the bells of hell when rung!
Don't get grizzly over me Lukey!! (by their works shall ye know them!)
