Who is under that Trapdoor?
Who is that creature that lurks in the dark?
Fades in the shadows and stalks in the park.
Follows his victims from morning till night,
Noting the habits then making the strike!
Is it a monster from beneath the Sea?
Or Mr Blobby from Noels TV?
He is a fatty! He cannot deny,
I’ve seen his picture! Do cameras lie?
Shall I reveal him or keep him concealed?
I could be shackled when he has appealed!
Maybe it’s better and keep status quo,
We could be lucky and maybe he’ll go?