The seven faculty rules of the University of Woolamaloo:
1. No poofters.
2. No member of the faculty is to maltreat the "Abos" in any way whatsoever - if there's anyone watching.
3. No poofters.
4. I don't want to catch anyone not drinking in their room after lights out.
5. No poofters.
6. There is NO rule number six.
- Monthy Python..