First a ittle Geeeerman for you, Vorsprung Technic, unt Venn Tractor Kipt Festhalten em Lenkrod Nict Abspingen nein nein Absprigen
Vell ist understood Frau Twinks ja un momente Verboten unt Montag und Sonnertag Donner unt Blitzen Frau Twinks
VELL GUTEN TAG, RAUS RAUS ENGLANDER
Well you may wonder dear friend why my Geeeerman mate has nosed into my post to you, well my wife and I were chatting to some GEEEEEERMANS at Tynemouth Priory at least vee ver Kommuicating viz zem ass uvill zee I kan sprechen veery gut Geeerman zo vee gutalong likebzee houzan onfireze Ja, so you can imagine what fun we had, it turned out my Grampy Basil shot down his father Heimlch, in 1943 over Kent but Granpa Basil so elated by his fifth kill making him a ace, he ommited the first and last law of dog fighting keep weavin and beware of the Hun in the Sun both these rules are essential if you wish to continue living, now Basil was very skilled but he used to tell us of his prowess with three Mks of SPITFIRE, and his beloved HAWKER TEMPEST the same aircraft he was piloting when a very sly GEEEERMAN in a ME109G, who was climbing hard after strafing the local PUB and other ground targets,, used his last 6 cannon shells on Granpas big radial engine which disintegrated and he immediately lost is left foot (it didnt stop him) now you will have heard of miracle escapes and coincedences well as his much loved Tempest ( MARY ) named after my Gran long deceased ) hurtled earthward he slid back the hood and bailed out, cursing and swearing, so once free of the Aircraft he had a litle time to admire the view so floating serenely on a gentle warm breeze he scanned for a safe landing area, then he spotted another parachute about a mile away and thought some other poor sod in the same situation, well yes youve guessed it was my new friends dad Heimlich, who was waving to Granpa and laughing, , at the time he thought he would shoot him with his pistol but it was such a lovely day and eventually the both reache d there landings 300yds apart Heimlich firs then Grampy which was the first time he noticed he was missing part of his left limb, it hurt, the hunter hunted as it were, so Heimy as he was named ran to Grandad and in german "yu arr luzing blood kamerad " and used his parachute to make a Tornique to stop him leekin out, the the police and home guard arrived and they shook hands and never saw each other again,, and here I was chattig to his son oh the tales, So the moral of this post is do not relax and ignore the rules for that route is only for fuels, ( didnt want to make out you are a fuel) adhere to your times as it rhymes with this rhyme, and maybe we will meet some time, Grampy passed 11yr back, oh he got a prosthetic foot and was flying 6 months later.
Besetest all things you Frau TWINKS FED