Ive just read this article in the Good Health guide from today`s Daily Mail.
A sudden adrenaline rush may help tackle Parkinson`s disease. Reports suggest symptoms improve in dangerous situations. One theory is that adrenaline boosts blood flow to the brain.
I tried it out myself earlier today. I glanced across the breakfast table and remarked to my wife that I thought she was letting herself go a bit, and that she needed to go on a diet. The bad news is that I can report no immediate improvement in my Parky symptoms. The good news is that the surgeon has managed to remove the marmalade jar and I`m now able to walk again.
In order to increase my adrenaline I have accepted a job driving a large container vehicle on the Ice Road ferrying a cargo of Nitro Glycerine. I now know the colour of adrenaline.
There were some tree surgeons working at a nearby house today with all the H&S gear so I said...............I'll have that tree down in half the time, no problem.
Anyone know of a good solicitor who deals with personal injury claims, car squashing claims and more???
I read in the Mail that to make the perfect cup of tea you had to agitate the bag. So I shouted through to the monster-in-law "hoy !, stop farting and hurry up with that bloody tea auld yin!" Didn't taste any better, if anything it was worse.
