Cut said garment along a seam and then apply velcro to both cut sides, hem raw edges first, and it is as good as doing up a b** by putting it on frontwise and then swivelling around.
Last night I dreamt about Ann Summers red lacy c*****less knickers They would solve the problem of remaining a glamorous Grannie and the practicalities of going to the loo! Have a cold shower Poker! Its strange what you dream about, maybe we should start a thread for dreams, could prove entertaining!
All this talk of ladies knickers Puts a strain on some men’s tickers There’s so much choice in ladies scanties Briefs or drawers or frilly panties Shall I choose pants to reach my waist Or wear a girdle tightly laced I could choose some pretty thongs Or warm my bum in new long johns There are so many types and sorts How about some boxer shorts? Camiknickers are cool to wear Or wear a G-string if you dare A sexy teddy with lots of lace Would bring a smile to hubbies face But if you wear our Bluebells knicks Remember not to do high kicks sejvej x