TWO GEORDIE SPARRAS or Sparrows siting on a fence twittering, oh yes Casie very intelligent sparras up in in Geordie land,,they got such a fright as a TORNADO GR4 FIGHTER BOMBER Hedgehopping missed them by 2 ft, WHOAR LUK AT THAT DAD,, A WISH AH CUD FLY THAT FAST, you would if your A@@E was on fire son said DADDY, (( Afterburners)
(afterburners were selected hence the little birds words, not that intelligent then eh Casie, sticking with birds my Gran adopted a NIGERIAN BLUE Parrot after its owner met MR Grim Reaper one day whilst being chased by the SWEENY at 100mph in a 30limit and encountering a 229 yr old mature Oak tree en-route to the mortuary , needless to say who lost out in this savage meeting between Nature and Nutter , yes correct 1981 Ford Escorts with no tax insurance or M O T, were not made for this kind of impact so the NORWEGIAN BLUE found a new home in Grans front room where he sat for day after day absolutely silent, so 8 weeks later Gran hosted a tea party for four members of the local Womens Knitting Group and Church Hall Embroidery Group, to which the local Vicar attended as was his duty, and as he sat trying to look enthusiastic his eye (he only had one) wandered from Mrs Kellys 38DDs to the magnifique PARROT so he wandered ,yes I know he does a lot of wandering over to the xtraxtra large cage and did all the pretty polly garbage,, to no reply, so he turned to gran , ( THE VICAR ) and said does he talk at all ??????????????????? W@@@@R ???????????B@@@@R off W@@@@r, IN A EAR BENDING SCREECH that took the colour out of old Vic The Bird continued for some 10 minutes teaching the ever so polite Ladies a new erm naughty word every 2 or 4 minutes, he now lives with 22 other PARROTS MCAWS AND ASSORTED OTHER SWEARY TYPES in the PARROT REFUGE, ITS HILARIOUS LISTENING TO THEM TEACHING EACH OTHER FOWEL LANGUAGE
I HOPE THIS HAS GLADDENED YOUR HEART DEAR FRIEND, STAND FIRM CASIE I KNOW YOU CAN YOUR POSTS INDICATE YOU ARE TOUGH AND YOU WILL NEED TO BE IN THE WEEKS AHEAD BUT YOU CAN DO IT,,, IF ITS ANY CONSOLATION I bottled it the night before,, I am not fond of Hospital ,,who is but 3wks before I had my gall bladder removed, I had suffered for weeks until it got so bad AMBULANCE GET AMBULANCE, now I dont know if the PARAS were doing a social call to see if I was ok, either that or these amazing medics have dicovered light speed travel, whatever beloved had just settled the phone on its cradle and they were there,, amazing,, " GAS AIR,,,, GAS GAS AIR NOW QUICK, I SAID " so quick in fact I regained conciousness in a ward at N T G H, AND 1HR LATER UNDER THE KNIFE, I WOKE TO THE SUN AND NO PAIN , the pain god wasne finished wi me yet though as 3 weeks later came Ddopa, and to find my small intestine the Doc had to press on my gut which had just been cut and so still hut I know its meant to be hurt but I couldnt find a word, to fit, as I was saying I know I drift and folks may be miffed but bottle it I did then in only one jiff, my most preferred Nurse Special, oooh yes very special, appeared and gave me a few home truths, I no not how she knew so much about my home ,, but she re unbottled FED4 with her words and I went through no bother apart the small intestine carry on mentioned, but if your gall bladder has not been removed recently you will walk it Casie hang in there girl your friend always
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