Gender difference

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I TOCK THE WIFE WINDOW SHOPPING .....AND SHE BROUGHT FOUR:flushed:
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TROLLEY RAGE STEPH ,:laughing:
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YESTERDAY I SAID TO MY WIFE I WILL TAKE HER WINDOW SHOPPING AGAIN
BUT THIS TIME SHE SEE STRIGHT THROUGH IT :rolling_eyes:
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:laughing::laughing:
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WHY ARE WEOMANS FEET SMALLER THAN MENS
SO THEY CAN GET NEARER TO THE KICTHEN SINK:rolling_eyes:
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WELL U HAVE SIZE NINES U MUST OF BEEN STRETCHING URS ,TO GET OUT OF DOIN THE POTS:laughing:
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MUMMY MUMMY WHY ARE YOUR HANDS SO SOFT
SHUT UP AND FINISH WASHING UP:wink:
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THERES NOTHING LIKE FAIRY LIQUID TO MAKE UR HANDS SO SOFT,MMMMMM:smile:
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GUYS-I DID THIS TO PROVOKE COMMENT-LOOKS LIKE IT WORKED-NO OFFENCE TO ANYONE!
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:laughing:kev no offence taken:smile:,keep smilin ,u got the same name as me bruv:smile:
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Women are beautiful, tidy, full of common sense and don't spend their lives trying to look macho and get one up on every other guy they come into contact with.
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thanks :laughing:thats me all over and we not met:smile:
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:wink:
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show us yer bums ladies (ok i know its a sexist remark but hey ho AJ DID EAT MY LEG ):wink:
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IM NOT SEXIST .WEOMAN ARE LIKE FINE WINES THEY MAUTRE WITH AGE
BUT MEN AGE BETTER:imp:
AJ WHERES ME LEG :exclamation:
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SORRY STEPH ITS AJS FAULT SHE DEARED ME TOLD YA AJ DONT FORCE ME ......IM ONLY LITTLE ..........:rolling_eyes:
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A PUBLIC APOLOGY
IF I OFFENDED ANY LOVELY LADIES IM TRUELY SORRY:flushed:
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NOT REALLY HE :imp:HE
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Hi

Have you noticed the trouble women have with supermarket trollies?
Its very similar when they attempt to reverse a car or read a map!
Quite funny to watch really.

When women go to the fun fair and ride the dodgems, they rarely consider bumping! And yet, in the comfort zone of Asda's or Tesco's, their eyes glow red with trolley rage.

Smash, bang, wallop!

Luke
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jd get us to it ur leg has gone ,go shopping wive ur wife and go buy a wooden one ,then u be peg leg jd :laughing: