lukey dont blame us ,it the pigging trolleys they got funny wheels on erm mind of there ownand as for driven in the carpark ,well wot can i sayu men r so slow walking a round in a day dream ,gorping at all the toty in there u got ur mind on something else,we have to look out for u ,eyes in the backs of our heads so we dont run u over
Also, when asking a women which car she prefers, the answer is normally....Blue or Red or White. They rarely name a make or model!
'What extras would you like dear....a dvd player or a sat nav'? 'You would love a sat nav dear'!
'I was hoping for quadruple vanity mirrors with back lights and fusion dimmers. Maybe even an intergrated make up kit'? 'Oh yes, what about a dispenser containing tights and stockings? Different colours and denia of course'!
When they go into a garage for fuel. Do they ever dream of checking the Oil, Water or Tyre pressures. They might empty the ashtray or buy an air freshener.
You're the saddo if you cant see the tongue in cheek banter! But then again, you do like to butt that ever elongated hooter of yours into everybody elses business!