Hi (nurse) Dollymaz
I am so shocked at what you have both been through, it beggars belief. Carry on with your investigation and get to the bottom of what went wrong with health and safety!
Having said that I am soooo pleased Mr D and yourself have come through with flying colours and only hope things can only get better. Glad you have come through it all with that wicked sense of humour you possess,I think you are so brave.
Good luck and best wishes, thinking of you both fondly.
Sheffy xx 
I'm not at all well Dolly. I think I need a shower LOL.
In reality I'm fine, but I've been very preoccupied with moving. I keep trying to break the world speed record for coming down stairs. I love the sympathy I get from Mrs Morph as I pick myself up.........what the **** are you doing?!
When I get on one level I shall have to find other ways of amusing her. Showering could be the answer.
I'm pleased to hear Mr D is getting out. If he falls asleep on his return, surely it must be a sign he is comfortable and relaxed. I certainly hope that is the case.
Time spent together is invaluable.
Morph xxx
Hi Morph
How you settling in then. It takes a good while to get sorted does'nt it. I' like to move to a bungalow to get away from the stairs, but can't find one at the right price nor big enough to take all the junk you accumulate!
Ah well, will have to resign myself to getting a chairlift fitted and doing a couple of car boots, only trouble is I come back with almost the same as what I went with. Hope your getting on with your new meds.
Take care Sheffy x
Get in the queue young Morph!!! haha.........i take my time , i warn you now, i don't like to rush!!! Mr Dolly would also love to move to a Bungalow or a flat but where do we put all our years and years of bits and pieces? I guess it will happen at some point or else we may have to slide down the bannister if we can't make the flippin stairs.....the joys of STIFF joints !!
Thank you Sheffy.....aw it is so good to hear from you, i have missed being on here for so long, and the wonderful support from my parky pals......yep it has been a horrible time but thank goodness Mr D and i somehow keep our SOH......well in front of each other anyway!!!!!! every time something crap happens we say....bring it on.....!!!
You take care and i look forward to chatting soon
love and hugs (Nurse) Dolly haha xx
Hello Jolly Dolly, I CANT TELL YOU how overjoyed to see you back with us, I have been so frightened to contact you as I was thinking you must be so run off your feet and worrying about mr Dolly, I will E MAIL you, meantime a veryveryveryveryhuge wellcome back
FED
I am still in the process of going and not having arrived yet Sheffy.
As for where do you put all the things you have accumulated........I gave most of it to charity. I have never seen so much stuff. Should be a few happy Christmases for someone.
My collection of tapes, vinyl and CD's alone filled three bags and a huge suitcase. I would normally have sold them, but in the circumstances it made me think it would be better to give a little and make someone else happy. So many are doing things for me.
I am now definately moving after 64 years in my small seaside village. I have so many friends here I am not looking forward to it.
As BA says, one level accomodation is far better. Talking to her has made me realise this could be essential in the future. I have no easy access where I live and, no off road parking etc.
I can't stay in my village because the prices are far to high. I have found somewhere I can get back easily from by train or bus though.
Two other couples we are friends with have moved to Wales, but they are fit and able to drive. As one said to me the other day........your holiday home awaits. I can now stay in Cheshire or Wales with any one of the three friends who have recently moved.
This is why I was agreeing with Dolly about friends who are genuine, being like gold. She is obviously finding the same with her friends. Let's be honest, life without friends would be intolerable.
This is why I like this site so much. No one whinges or whines, they just state their case clearly and have a laugh along the way. It is also helpful for letting off steam when required.
I am absolutely gobsmacked at how brave Dolly is being at the moment. She still manages humour in circumstances which would normally floor the avergae person. It speaks volumes about the standard of people who use this site.
Morph xxx
That's the reason why my Mum won't move any closer to us because she has a very good shopping area and bus service to local hospitals, going into town, she doesn't need her car, she has so many facilities nearby, which is what you need as your reach a certain age! But we wish she was closer to us, she lives 17 miles away, it's difficult knowing what to do for the best.
Anyway I hope you settle in and keep in touch with old friends and make just as friendly new found friends (you'll need a new set of teeth after saying that). Friends and family are a must you can't survive without them.
Dolly really has been a brick and everyone has been so good to her, they have really rallied round.
Sheffy x
Dolly is a perfect example of all the finer traits we humans have developed over many hundreds of thousands of years, kind compassionate strong funny witty and a really first class wife and Mother,Dolly I HAVE NOTHING BUT ADMIRATION FOR YOU,in fact I have just made the short stagger to the hallway and retrieved my hat, I then staggered back to my perch sustaining more bruises en route, I sat down, and I hereby and henceforth honour you Doll, you are a inspiration and I take my hat off to you, and you thoroughly deserve the highest possible award the Clan Mc Fed can bestow, you know whats coming dont you DOLL, I hereby do give without malice forthought, without any form of regret but with many joy and happy4U, yes my little blond bombshell you are now one of the very few souls still extent living and surviving to recieve FEDS UNIVERSAL COMMENDATION, you must feel very proud Dolly, especially when the honour also carries a free sheep,as is traditional in the( auld wrecawds ) this is the hhistory or even the history of The Clan McFEDS, these ancient wrecords reach back through the centuries,when times were hard, back to 1011 in fact when you would be hung drawn and quartered for riding your bike without lights, so a sheep has been called DOLLY ??? in your name my friend so Mrs Dolly F.U.C and BAHH you are a very special Lady as I know all that know you wil know I know so they must know.
Kindest of Regards to you and Mick and Family
FEDEXLIKE
Wooooooooooweeeeeeeeeeeeee........what can i say to that? young FED you made me laugh and cry at the same time (does that mean i am ampidextrous)???? I have got a lamb casserole in the oven ....i really don't know if i can face it now.....poor Dolly!! I am honoured to receive your F.U.C. as i realise that you don't give them to just anyone......but do i deserve your F.U.C. ? haha!!!! As Tom Jones sings...."you can leave your hat on" i wouldn't want you to get anymore bruises, but thankyou for the thought, i appreciate your very kind words. Also young Morph and Sheffy and B.A. it helps me sooooooooooo much to know that i have such wonderful friends on here, even though we have never met, there is a sense of belonging together, if you know what i mean?
One positive thing that has come out of Mr Ds last op is that EVERYTHING appears to still be in good working order!!!haha (TIME FOR HIS BLANKET BATH)!!
chat soon
lots of luv DollySheep 
000H YOU ARE AWFULL,,,??? BUT I LIKE YOU.
FED WHICHVERY FUNNY MAN USED TO SAY THOSE WORDS
Dick Emery,
By Eck Eck , you are corrEckt,and my working out the answer well within the time allowed you are awarded 100 points my friend,and I have wrote yaw scaw, in my poits book so whenever I set up another hairbrained quiz or game, I will add the 100 poynts to any otherz you score, for instance,and this is for you and anyone who wants to answer,
1 Who ( sat on her rug biding my time drinking her wine,we talked until 2) song singer and album reqd"
2 " Always shouts out something obscene, he's a dirty old man, dirty old man" same as above
3 " Day or night he'l be there any time at all ?????????no one can suceed like ?????????" ditto
4 " they'll be over soon they said, now they've lost themseves instead" and again
5 SHE IS GONE AND NOW THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO TAKE HER PLACE, SHE IS GONE AND NOW THERE'S no where else to run singer aand group reqd
6 " Hellooooo Pretty Polly, wakey wakey Polly " both names of the people in this sketch and the show reqd
7 " Hai kno nathieeng Haiem from Barcelona" who said these immortal words, in which equally immortal program, and who were the owners of ?????? ??????, and who played their parts
8 "TODAY AHVE BEEN MOWSTLY EEETING ,,,,TARAMASALATA What was the title of this sketch and from which show,,,XTRA POINTS IF YOU NAME THE VERY FUNNY GUY also in OOH OOH SUITSYOU SIR OOH,
There try those Eck, all wellcome FED
COME ON COME ON I need your answers you know you want to one of my NAYBORES UP THE STREET HAS PD AND HE SAYS HE ENJOOYS NEYE, bugger MYEYE DAFT QUIZESZEZ so lets go parkies I WANNA SEE THOSE FINGERS, er ANSWERS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWonly joking Im not reallyangry well not very BUT IM GOING OOUT TO OUR DISABLED DREADLOCKS MEETING, HAH THATS GOT YOU CURIOUS, WELL I WILL tell all when Ireturn, IF YOU HAVE GIVEN SMEanssawz
FED
Hi Dolly
Have just read your message dated 18.11. What a terrible time you have both had and you keep on smiling. You are a real inspiration to all us Parky sufferers. You have such a great sense of humour I really admire you. I was so sorry to read about when Mr D was in hospital and tried to get home. I am so glad that it has at least ended well with him now at home and looked after by you. SAFE AGAIN. My eye operation is nothing compared to what Mr D has gone through send him my best wishes (although he does not know me).
On a lighter note it is really good to see how many more people are on this site now with such good humour I knew Fedex from other sites but none of the others and they all seem to have a wacky sense of humiour maybe its a Parky thing??.
Anyway hope Mr D carries on doing well, and yourself Dolly keep well.
As you used to say keep Rocking from one Rock Chick to another.
Wye
x
Hiya young FED .....its me DOLLY the nurse sheep!!!!!!!!! i have been looking at your questions and i know a few but not sure of the last couple so here goes...........1 is The Beatles Norwegian Wood from Anthology 2. 2 is Beatles Mean Mr Mustard from Abbey Road.......3 is Beatles Doctor Doctor from Revolver. ............4 is Blue Jay Way beatles george harrison singing ......5 is See my friends, Ray davis Kinks ........and 6 is Monty Python John Cleese and Michael Palin, that is it matey looking forward to finding out the other answers.
Hope you are rocking well ???? i will email very soon
keeeeeeeeeeeeeep smiling
luv Dolly x
Hiya Wye......lovely to hear from you and hoping that your eye op was a success and not causing you any mre problems? yes it is a great thread and so good as you say to enjoy all the humour on here ......must keep positive and smiling it does help ay?
My man is an inspiration, i have so much admiration for him i really do....he has coped through a rotten time yet thankfully he remembers very little about any of it, but i do as do my family and yes it has been a nightmare but bless him he is coming through the other side and today had an mRI for his Prostate cancer and within the hour we were 30 odd miles away back at the Neurological hospital to have the shunt in his Brain checked and adjusted. It is magnetic and affected by any magnets inc the MRI scanner, and so it was important to get it sorted quickly. I reckon they must have inserted some flippin VIAGRA in at the same time as he is extremely FRISKY!!!!!!!!!though you won't hear me complaining haha!! My Mr Dolly is back yay!!!!!!
Dec 12th we get to see the UROLOGIST to see what treatment is required for the Prostate, but we will be fine i am sure of that.
We have decided that to thank all of our good friends who made sure i got to the hospital every day to visit him for 3 weeks as i am not driving, we must have a thank you party in the New year.
Mr D had a couple of ops on his head and consequently had big dressing that resembled ladies protection ( if you know what i mean)!!!! so the criteria is that eveyone who arrives MUST wear one of those on their heads or they can't come in!! they can decorate them with glitter if they wish as long as one is worn..........thought it would make Mr D feel very much at home!!!
what do you think?
Yes my matey we must keeeeeeeeeeeeeeep ROCKIN always and forever....thank you for being there i appreciate your support and everyone else who has made contact.
love Dolly xx
Hello Dolly, its such a relief to see you contributing to our Forum again after your horrible events with poor Mick, but he is home and with a lovely Lady like you to look after him his recovery will be rapid and I wish you well dear DOLLY. So the answer to 7 IS ANDREW SACHS the COMEDY SERIES,,FAWLTY TOWERS or any of the names it was given, succh as FLOWERY T???S, or a FARTY TOWELS,,and his BOSS, JOHN CLEESE as BASIL, and PRUNELA SCALES as SYBIL his bossy wife,,always a joy to watch.
8 Is one of the many very funny sketches from theFAST SHOW,CALLED JESSIES DIETS,played by the BRILLIANT,WELSHMAN MARK WILLIAMS,who along with PAUL WHITEHOUSE, WERE THE SEX PERVERT TAILORS in the OOOOH SUITSYOU SIR,,, OOH OOHAUG, SPLENDID SIR,OOH DID SHE WANT IT SIR OOH , The FAST SHOW was one of the funniest Comedy shows ever but if it did'nt gell with you then the concept would'nt work,I used to make my workmates laugh wwithhugenessofimenseitude ness as I could mimic alllll ov the karctoawse Lord Rowly Birkin was my favourite and I have EXTRACTED THE URINE from many sad people who uunfortunately never watched the program, Roly would talk ffor ages speaking utter GIBBERand ,thaen whoosh I saw apink NONO GREENYred but too slow and too high for the SHERPA'S TO REACH BASEthen wooosh and it wasallover but I COULD'NT AS I WAS VERY VERY DRUNK, you can go on you tube and see for youreselves.
Its late now Doll I will give more of the same tomm, no today, I am not sure if our friends like this sort of thing, you always , Eck, SATURN, wye Semele, Cc Shel, usually respond once it catches their eeye I WILL OFFER A HANDFULL OF TURNIP LEAVES, No offence Mr T, TO THE FIRST PERSON TO SCORE 100,000 POINTS THERE THAT SHOULD PUT THE CAT AMONG THE ICE CUBES, they dont like them, cats dont like them ice cubes
Night Night FED
Hi young Fed ......How are the old aches and pains today matey? hope you have had some sunny weather as we have here today, so good to see and makes you have a bit more interest in trapsing round the shops for Crimbo shopping!!!! i can't seem to get motivated can you? i enjoy it so much normally especially if i got the chance to sit on santas knee ho ho ho!!!! (a gal can dream) .Anyway alls well here with Mick, he is sprinting along on his Rollator and keeping busy, washing up, ironing, making the bed etc......i am sure the physio said exercise was good for him!!.....maybe just not tooooooooooo much ay? he is so happy to be home and getting back to some normality at last.
I knew that all the stress of this year would catch up with me eventually, and the past couple of weeks the tremors, stiff and painful neck and shoulders have come back......isn't that typical? i may have to contact the Nurse to see if my meds need adjusting, i guess it is not really surprising with all that has been happening.
Tomorrow i will pop a couple of painkillers as i am off to burn some plastic with my lovely Son who has the day off work, sooooooooooo early start, get some serious shopping done then a relaxing lunch and more shopping. The old devil Parky is NOT going to spoil my day, i can tell you that matey.
I enjoyed the quiz Fed and look forward to another in the future...Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep Rockin, dancing, Singing, and anything else that floats your boat my pal
chat soon
luv Dolly xx
Hi Dollymaz
Glad everything is going well for hubby, but you take care of yourself as well, Don't do too much christmas shopping and wearing youself out, give them some money instead so they can buy in the January sales! That's what i've decided to do, wasn't in the mood for shopping, wish I had some of your energy! But enjoy your shopping day out with your son.
Luv Sheffy x
Hi Sheffy............Good to hear from you and hope that you are keeping as well as possible. Yes you are right i do tend to try and do everything i did years ago and it does catch up eventually. Mr D has recently had his MRI for the Prostate Cancer and we had to get straight to the Neuro hospital to get his shunt readjusted afterwards as it is also magnetic and the mRI alters the setting. I think i have been running on adrenaline for months and now that he is home and doing so well i started to feel rough.....weird that! i rang the Neuro nurse and she has brought my app forward to jan from April, she does not want to up my meds as she feels we could run out of options in the next 5 years or so. She may be right i have no idea, but i feel the anxiety has been caused by the worry over Mr D and that in turn affected the old Parky. Do you find the same Sheffy?
I did enjoy my day out though as my Son and i don't get the opportunity very often to go out on our own, and like me he likes Christmas and all the atmosphere..........i still put out a drink for the man in Red!!! and a carrot or 2 for the reindeer.........seriously. I guess i don't want to grow up, it is much nicer in my little world!!
I have been to my Mums this week and permed her hair and given her a bath and tomorrow she will be 87 so we will get the bus over to see her and have a bit of lunch somewhere. She is hilarious, lives in sheltered housing and has a blow up man in her bath she calls Clint!! complete with an appendage !!! i am sure there are not many old gals that have one of those sitting in their bath. She just wishes that it was the real thing......and if any old boys move in to the place she asks them if they can still manage it !!!! she is a real giggle bless her.
Have you made plans for the festivities Sheffy? this year my Son and his gal are doing Christmas eve at their house for us and i am doing Crimbo day, Boxing day quiet and then we are going away for 4 days for Twixmas. Only 20 mile away but it is a nicebreak with good grub and entertainment.......just what the doctor ordered ay?
Take care of yourself matey.....keeeeeeeeeeeeep smiling
luv Dolly xxx
