Due to the low turnout for the spongexit vote today
I have decided to let the polling staff home early.
And close the polls
My staff have collected all votes (it didn’t take long)
The results are as follows
The ayes to the right …2
The no’s to the left …0
Abstentions … your guess is as good as mine.
The ayes have it.
The decision shall be implemented A.S.A.P
As I have triggered article 0
With immediate effect.
And policy shall be carried out on behalf of the British People and Citizens the the world.