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Mine would be close to the real thing, but whoever invented the English language had an obsession with double letters and ph sounding like f as well as gh........ not forgetting...............

 The bandage was wound around the wound.
 The farm was used to produce produce.
 The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
 We must polish the Polish furniture.
 He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
 A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
 When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
 I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
 A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Is it any wonder we get confused?

Morph

 

 

 Also             eye can see the see, and

                        eye got sacked for stealing sacks

                        the snow is wite  awite

                       speak up brown your through does this apply to you

                             I was very  very drunk on the derry ferry

                     Donald Trump heard a thump on the way to the dump,,option you can change( to the) if you so wish                                      ALL GET ME COAT

                                                      FED

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.