Thats a terrific screen name by the way, I thought I should let you know that I am the GRAND MASTER NORTHUMBERLAND GROUP of the BURYING YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND SOCIETY, this ancient and prestigous organisation is similar to the group that puts fire places in for no charge (or nowt if you are a Geordie) the freemasons. We can advise anyone who prefers to bury their heads rather than face up to or down to LIFE depending on who is doing the burying, butt, (pun intended) both myself and the three other members have found the using the B Y H I S, METHOD OF HANDLING PROBLEMS simply results in a KICK UP THE A>>>>>>e from all whofind its the only way they can motivate the person who has chosen this unfortunate lifestyle,I myself spent over 6 years buried, this is very incovenient when it gets to mealtimes chatting to friends and family having your hair cut and after a visit from the retiring GRAND MASTER I became a convert, his words influenced my enthusiasm for not being a head burierererr, and I worked my way to the top, (no one else wanted the job) I will never forget his powerful words he was actually at the point of SPONTAENOUS HUMAN COMBUSTION, as he pleaded and begged me too turn my back on head burying,,,,thats difficult when your heads buried in sand,,, yes indeedee er, emm he said erm nope wasnt that eeehm,bugger nope bugger I HAVE COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN, ,my wife who is lovely to look at, especialy in the new underwear I bought her for her birthday,,, sorry she has just walked into the bedroom where I am typing this post. Now for something completely different I didin fact ignore all the symptoms of bowel cancer, passing blood constpation Dai Arear,?? pain discomfort until my dear Kingsnake Cobra x Velociraptor(, she morphs into various hideous trrifying or even terrifying beings depending upon how I am behaving ) forced me to go for a examination, and after 6 visits and the removal of polyps I was given the all clear, I was also given PARKINSONS, as before the exams I was fine but after the exams I was exibiting all the symptoms of parky, and now it would seem to be the case that some people are likely to suffer damage when a genral ANNE ES THETIC, lovely lady is used.
Well im off now terrific I am going,, to err, no emmph going to err nope cant remember ,beloved got her angry head on so take care, nice to make new friends BYE FOR NOW