THIS IS ME I AM VERY ON THE HAPPINESS, IN THE MUNTH OV JOOOLIE WELL (a deep hole from which drinking water is x trackEDDIE, I HAVE HAD MY AIRKUTT, VORSPRUNG DORCH TECHIK, yes folks my hair cuttestt FRAU KIMMIE DAS IST GUT VIS ZE BESIK HEIR KUTESST, JA JA INT ENGLAND, DORCH TECHNIQUE DAS IST FERI GUT JA VERIVERI GUT
SO IVE TRIMMED MY LCX, AND STATED TO SHAVE EVERY DAY, THIS MEANS THAT MEIN CLOCKFIZZOG VJLL BE SOFT WHEN THE GREETING SIRIMOANEE IS UNTERVAY ZO FRAU RUTHIE UNT FRAU TEE HEE,UNT FRAU BETTY BLUE, VILL BE TREATED BY MEINSELF TO ANY OV AL KOHALL, HE IST DAS WEALLTHEEST HUMAN ONTEEST PLNAET NET $18TRILLION AND 5 EURUSE, TH AMUNT ISTBIIN WRECTIFIED EENDEEPENTITLY
THIS IS ME NOT OBERLEUTNANT FEREXLI IST EERKEN(MY (MY CUZ)
MUST GO NOW MY MINDER IEEST HEEERE BY 4 NOW YOUR PAL ALWAYS FED4
Great pain in back and left thigh oh me oh my, and as much as i try it just wont go by but insists on exerting A G O N Y upon me with no respitee, yes yes I know,,,however im quite clever and i never say never if ever I do then it can only be of my passing not the harrasing of mr pain inflicts for I simply endure endure ever endure, giving in is not a optain,, i know yes yes i know,, one of these days i know not when dear friends I WILL DEEP SEA DIVE THEN FILL A BIN BAG WITH AIR AND ROCKET UPWARD,giving me the bends, then Mr Pain will grab no gain on old FED4 for I will have left the home we call earth and will wizzzing round the UNIVARSE, seeking Mam AND dad,, NO PAIN AND I WILL WAIT only a teenywile for beloved to arrive in style as living without her will give me no gain for she is my ball and chain not that I WILL NEED IT EVER AGAIN.AS I HOYED IT DOON THE DRAIN,
I WAS GOING TO POST A POST OF A MAN EATING TOAST INSTEAD OF HIS SUNDAY ROAST HE LIVES NEAR THE COAST WHICH HE LIKES THE MOST EVEN THOUGH THERES A GHOST LIVEEEN WITHIM, ILL GET ME COAT JANICE
THANK YOU LADY J YOUR OBS ARE CORRECT, MY SON IN LAW HAS STARTED THE COAT TO COAST CYCLE RIDE FOR PD TODAY, THE WEATHER IS GLORIOUS HERE AND HE EXPECTS TO ARRIVE THURSDAY AT TYNEMOUTH I AM ERY PROUD OF HIM.
WELL MY NEW BED CAME THIS MORN, OF THE OLD UN I SHALL NOT MOURN AND IT HAS GONE TO A CHARITEE SO SOME POOR SOUL ,,THE BENEFICARY , ITS ADJUSABLENESS, WILL ENJOY TOO ME NOWT BUT A TOY FOR A BOY NOT A OLDN WHO NEEDSSOFTER FOR MY LE HERE AFTER, WHICH WONT BE MUCH LONGER IF THIS MORNINGS WAKING, IS OWT T GO BY FOR STRENGTH WAS ON EMPTY AND WILL POWER GONE,MY LEGS ALL BRUSED AS I DRAG THEM ,,A LONG STUMBLING AND FALLING MY HEAD A DEAD ILUMP, WHERE IS A TALL BRIDGE FOR ONE FINAL JUMP , TO CRUSH BLACKHEART AND FRIENDS YES THEY WILL BE AS I SPEED TO MY END, BUT FEAR NOT,, I SHALL BE SMILING MY FRIENDS, AS AT TERMINAL VELOCITY IS ATTAINED PARKY AND LEW AFFEARED FOR THERE END WILL LEAVE MY USELESS SHELL AND RETURN TO HELL WHENCE THEY CAME, ME OH I WILL LAND ON A BOUNCY THING AND WILL RETURN TO BEING WELL, HAVING BEATEN PARKY AND LEW AT THERE OWN GAME, CREATING HELL!!!
Yes, looking forward to the 'big day'. Talking of which, I had a big day today........68th. birthday and have been spoilt rotten by my son and his girlfriend!
NOW WHERE WOZEYE, OH YES MAY YOUR CAMMEL PRODUCE MANY CALFS TWINKZ AND IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO FLY A COLLYHEPTER WELL IM THE GUY, NO NO NO YES YES IM DEADLY SERIOUS MY TWINKY FRIEND, THERES MORE TEE HEE AND BETTY ,NOT SO BLUE CAN GO ALONG FOR THE TIDE OOPS RIDE,
JUST SAY THE WORD AND ITS YOUR TREAT FROM ME FIR YAW BORTGAY
i SHALL RING YOU TODAY RE CHOPPER FLIGHT, YOU WILL BE PILOTING A ROBINSON R22 ME THINKS AND WILL HAVE A FULLY QUALIFIED INSTRUCTOR WHO WILL LOOK AFTER YOU SO FEAR NOT MY FRIEND THE R22 IS A DELIGHTFUL LITTLE HELICOPTER TO FLY AND THERE HAVE ONY BEEN 174 CRASHES IN THE LAST 6 MONTHS AND ONLY 91 WERE FATAL, HA HA JONLY OKING DEAR BUDDY THE FATALITIES WERE 22 WHICH IS WHY ITS CALLED THE ROBINSON R22,, NO ITS NOT NOO NO NO, IM BEING MISCHEIVOUS WITH YOU WHICH IS CRUEL ESPECIALLY WHEN I TELL YOU THE R22 HAS A IMPECABLE SAFETY RECORD BOTH HERE AND STATE SIDE AND IS PROBABLY THE HELO OF CHOICE BY HELICOPTER FLYING SCHOOLS, AS I SAID I WILL EMAIL OR RING YOU TO CONFIRM YOUR ACCEPTANCE THEN I WILL RING THE SCHOOL AND BOOK YOU IN, I AM GIVING YOU THE CHANCE TO SEE NORTHUMBERLAND FROM THE AIR WHICH IS A TRULY EXITING EXPERIENCE I HAVE FLOWN MANY HRS (IN FIXED WING AIRCRAFT) OVER MY HOMELAND AND IT IS ALWAYS BREATHTAKING.
FEAR NOT DEAR NEW BUDDY I WOULD NEVER PUT ANY OF MY FRIENDS NEW OR OLD IN A DANGEROUS SITUATION
IT WONT COSTAPENNY DO DO NOT WORRY , YO MAY E ABLE TO FLY NEARER YOUR COUNTY I WILL CHECK THIS OUT TODAY WHERE ARE YOU FROM ( COUNTY ONLY ) YOUR ONLY XPENSE WILL BE TO AND FROM THE AIRFIELD AND MY RECOMMENDITIONLYNESS WHICH IS ALMOST BUT NOT QUITE£ 999.99p there you see not quite £1000, a snip dear friend HA HA GOT YOU THERE ITS ONY 999£,, HA OH IM BEING VERY VERY NAUGHTY THIS SUNDAY MORNING ARENOTEYE NO ITS ZERO ZILCH CAZONK N OWT SO TEK NEE NOTICE BONNY LASS IT OWTATAALL, BUT ITS ONLY A TOOOO CEEETAH AND THE GUY FLYING WITH YOU IS A SEX MANIAC, BUT FEAR NOT AS LONG AS HE HAS TAKEN HIS PILLS YOU WILL BE PERFECTLY OK HE IS RECEIVING COUNCILLING AND ELECTRIC SHOCK TREATMENT AND AFTER 19YRS IN DURHAM HE IS COMING ALONG FINE
HA GOT YOU AGAIIN TEK NEE NOTICE PET AM JUST TRYING T WARK YI UP,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ITS A WHILE SINCE THATS HAPPENED
Now, behave yourself, Fed, or you are going to frighten away all my friends before I get a chance to meet them! In just three more days I shall get into the "metal can with 200 of my closest friends," as a flight attendant once put it. I know you have a love for airplanes, but to me they are just rather uncomfortable ways of getting somewhere quickly. Fortunately, I have no fear of flying, just a desire to sleep.
So I'll see all of you on July 4. Maybe we can discuss reversing U.S. Independence. We obviously do not know how to govern ourselves, and you lot would be heaps better than Putin!
WELL FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION DEAR FRIEND BUT AT2YRS I ROTE AA LETTER T QUEEN DEMANDING INDEPENDANCE FOR GEORDIELAND ,, AND WELL YOU WOULD BE SHOCKED AT THE REPLY JANICE LITTERED WITH EXPLETIVES AND ALSO SWEAR WORDS SO I TOOK THAT AS A NO, WE HAVE BEEN TO WHAT WAS THE BIGGEST SHOPPING MALL IN EUROPE AT ONE TIME I BOUGHT A FEW THINGS FOR THE GREAT MEET , ,I HAVE NOT HEARD FROW BB TWINKS AND TEE HEE BUT IM SURE THEY WILL MAKE IT
THIS IS ME I AM VERY ON THE HAPPINESS, IN THE MUNTH OV JOOOLIE WELL (a deep hole from which drinking water is x trackEDDIE, I HAVE HAD MY AIRKUTT, VORSPRUNG DORCH TECHIK, yes folks my hair cuttestt FRAU KIMMIE DAS IST GUT VIS ZE BESIK HEIR KUTESST, JA JA INT ENGLAND, DORCH TECHNIQUE DAS IST FERI GUT JA VERIVERI GUT
