Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible, thank you for your patience.
Pleasant music playing in the background.
Corporal JP back in action and back soon. For your listening pleasure please follow link:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ7C1q1OyJQ
Remember the choice is yours.
Sgt. TH.......have removed the 'brace' from my face, as requested and now have a 'brave' there. No other Indians will be allowed near my personal space though!!
LCpl Twinks,
I really do not want to appear power crazed as that is why we have officers. However, I am enforcing an anti exclamation mark campaign, please try and reduce the little blighters.
In the absence of a senior officer, I have returned early from my mission in the desert, could not bring Eric the camel as papers not authorised by a senior officer.
Quite honestly troops its a shambles since the Field Marshall opted for a career break. I really do not know what will happen if one of us falls down and grazes a knee, as doc seems to be on holiday !!!!
We will have to pull together troops, we can do this.
Sgt TH
All 3 Troops,
Our Unit name remains Jules 77, the regiment is Viva La Difference, our HQ will be remaining in the North, not Brighton.
We are recruiting and welcome applicants from all backgrounds, ethnic origin, sexual preferences (except the thing with the hoover) and levels of fitness.
Sgt TH
Capt Mike,
Unless you have died and that's not necessarily an excuse would you kindly relay your career intentions.
We are in an insufferable position, where one does not know where to turn. Turns out LCpl Twinks is a master art forger and has been signing requisition orders as we are now down to our last tomato.
However, HQ are aware that Field Marshall Jules is on a frequency modulation course at the moment and will no doubt start signature verification procedures.
If you would be kind enough to reply that would be most satisfactory.
Should you return, please note the grovelling stops here.
Sgt TH
Sgt TH
I am not dead. I've spent an unnatural length of time on the phone to Vodafone, which I imagine is much the same.
This is all to do with a dead iPad, so this comes to you on the teeny keyboard of my iPhone. The first problem with Vodafone was persuading them that as I use a wheelchair outside, popping into the nearest Vodafone shop is not an option, as it is in Paisley, a ferry ride and then a sixty mile drive. I won't detail the whole experience, it would bore you as it did me.
However, I am now ready for duty. I'm just waiting for the queue for medical chits to skive off to watch the test match.
I'm first in line
Cpt Mike
Cpt Mike,
Apologies, was unaware of your telecommunications mission.
Await instructions.
Sgt TH
Troops do what you like, when you like, life's too short. No orders from above, so its party time. Pack up your medication in your old kit bag and smile, smile, smile .............x
Good early morning hours fellow comrades. Think it's time to get back to some basic training for us all and hone our specialist skills (apart from my own but that's due to a court order and the least said the better) and remind ourselves why we're here.
To allow PD more foot holds than he already has NO, to give up supplying ground weary troops information on research, diet, exercises and ot
Cpl JP,
I am concerned about the abrupt end of your message and thought you may have fallen into a trench on your way back from the NAFFI . In fairness we were down on supplies but LCpl Twinks located a few crates of beers and wines and the rest is history. ot ? did you mean otters?
God, I'm boring myself now, nevermind anyone else!
Sgt TH
Conclusion:
her relevant information (obviously i'm excluded from intelligence reports) to help in our daily battle NO, to close our doors and wait for troops NO, to exclude anyone who is annoying, very annoying and really annoying (covering all bases) NO.
Troops, Colonel Jules while not here will always be here. This thread is Colonel Jules and all what he wanted for all PD fighters was to try FIGHT.
This condition is a relentless crafty bastard and it will take a great big lot of you to face each new day and not just surrender to multitude of symptoms we endure. Nothing about it will change just yet and most likely peoples perceptions won't "You look ok" change but we can change and that is to follow the example of Colonel Jules and many others who in their worse times still look through the window of life and say I'm going to do my bit today and I hope I can help some one do their bit.
This thread was an idea to become a resource of our experiences that we can all share that are both PD and Non PD related. A nest where you can visit and bring or take support and not feel you have be a certain way. We are different but the same to others as much as we are to ourselves.
We are using this thread not for Jules but For Jules.
Corporal JP
Sgt JP,
Thank you for your post, agree all welcome to join in on this thread, just have to join in and join up.
I also enjoy a civvy style natter on other threads too and it's a case of what floats your boat.
A great forum, pick and mix, happy posting.
My top picks are;
1. Creative Corner a gem of a find, poetry galore
2. Younger side of PD a dungeon of bizarre humour and support
3. Everything but PD for that escape to the bush experience, Jason and Kylie await. If you enjoyed Neighbours you'll love this thread.
4. Thought for today humorous tales and daily thoughts
Sgt TH
Sgt TH, that is one cool post.
Sgt JP Power, POwer, POWer, POWEr and POWER in my head of course, hmmn I may fit in after all.
Pleased you noted promotion Sgt JP well deserved,Lance Cpl Twinks to Cpl Twinks, and oop's is that all? well a small army, bit barmy but still fighting the pd monster.
PD Monster theres only one of you and 3 of us, don't fancy your chances very much.
Sgt TH
Sing out loud and sing out proud
JP
P.S. The views at end are solely mine and not of my comrades so please send any complaints to myself or moderation.
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Ha Ha made you look 
How old am I.
Interesting and well thought out lyrics JP. I am thinking it could be a contender for the next Eurovision song contest.
49 yrs ?
Simple (not me) but profound and too good for Euro's and not enough repetition of lyrics to qualify. My age well the physical me is 48 the maturity side __ well just fill in the blanks.
You're a little ray of sunshine
Thank you PM. Even on a rainy day 