Twinks and Tee Hee to the Bad lands go thee

You are  naughty but I like  you,  so  where  wozeye,   oh  yes well I   had  the  guy here and couldnt  say  its  me  not  the  car so I gave him  the  keys and  he tried  to  start car, well it  wudnah  fire as I had  disconected ECU  a  easy  mistake t makeaa,  so  he  lifted bonnet and  spotted it  at  once,  well  done  that  man, he  said  I have never had  one  of  those  come  loose  they  are  usually very  secure,,,, Well there is  always  a  first  time,,,  eh TEE,. Lorraine had  her  lo  cut   top on and  said  do  you  ind  if I give  him  one, at  this  he  was in  flight in 2  secs  as  she  handed  the maltesers to  me,  of  course  not  my  little  Honey  Badger, whatever  could be  the  matter.  he  was  a  blur as he warped  6.

                                 FED4             hard  to  believe it  over  2weeks since  Jday

Well, I'm glad we can all keep our sense of humour! I have just joined the SSS club, but was forced into it. You may wonder what it stands for......so did I. Apparently I now have Sick Sinus Syndrome along with Parkinson's. It means that my heart sometimes beats too fast and sometimes beats too slow, which is why I've had 2 fainting spells recently. Old age is the cause!!! Although at 68 I don't consider myself old. Might have to have a pacemaker fitted........don't know what Gerry will think of that!! Feeling very sorry for myself today, although compared with what you have to put up with Fed., that's nothing. 

Keep smiling everyone.

Twinks.

            

        My dear  friend dont  keel ower ,when we have  just got  to  know  you, I used to apply anything  siippy to  beloveds 36 BAZUMAS if  she was having probs with  the tickeur,  she  has a bundle branch block apparently   we did not find this out  until 91/2, when it was picked  up at  our hosp routine check, so panic she was like a headless chicken so  to   calm  her  I  said we  can  go  private ,,I know I know but she would  have  worn  her  heart out if something were  not  DUN,

               Whats brown and rings like a bell  (DUNGGGG), SO we went to this heart bloke  in  Gosforth and she was asked to  lie down , well   not  where she  was she was ushered through into what was a clinic  had  to  remove her bra and  top, now if she gets  exited  her boobs  seemed  to inflate especially her nipples,  so  when this  guy squirted ky  jelly  all over her  by  now  huge boobs   well I  was  totally  turned on  as  he  applied the  scanner  device and  massaged her t wwitsss with it I did not know if I should lamp him or ask for a try, anyway  on a tv  screen was my wifes heart, and you could see this  BBB, AS WELL AS HER 36dds, he said it was not to be worried  over as  he  dried the  slippy gel, ,he was enjoying this too much,, so was L as well,  so  I  jumped up and said ERR  II  DO DO THAT IF YOU DONT MINDooh if looks  could kill,  beloved gave me a  bo''''''''ing but not before I gave her something better, sounds like jumping.

                                                 oh what  fun we had,where did they go

                                                                  your pal FED4

AND IF ITS ANY CONSOLATION YOU DONT LOOK 32 NER 68, and  thats the truth

                                              FRD4

I'm accepting that you're always going to be naughty, TeeHee.  But your story reminded me of an incident that happened when I was in the classroom.  As chairman of the department, I had to deal with textbook salesmen regularly.  One young man was new to the job when I spent an hour or so with him, discussing possible purchases.  To follow up, he sent a letter thanking me for my time and ended with "It was a pleasure servicing you."  I never again got such a laugh from a textbook salesman!  

 

J

Fedex,

Happy to see your humor intact.  I hope both you and your wife's heart have calmed down.

J

J    that made me smile x

WELL 

                  Its been a ineteresting time of recent ,yesterday I discovered  where my £400  and a bit went as we boarded  the nort sea ferry  for the 30 min trip from royal quays to Sunderland for the air show, well the rain show more like, I cant  walk more than 6 paces without falling over so I was in my wheel chair, now wheel chairs and crowds dont mix, sme  folks were considerate and helped at ramps and other obsrtuctions but  most did not hitting  me with bags umbrellas etc,and the lifts were too small 1 wchair and 1 pusher,  hardly saw any of display due to viabilty v poor, so all in all , not very impressed  glad my family were there but that was it really ,im shutin dcowm  bugg asr

 

fed4

Hi Fed, 

Pleased you went to this event but sad the facilities not good enough for wheelchair users.  Maybe write a letter Fed to tell them how much you were looking forward to going and the considerable effort you made to attend and the difficulties you encountered.  They may just realise their mistakes and your letter may improve services.

On a lighter note, have you seen the news about labradors sniffing out Parky people.

Apparently in an unprecedented move  to decrease  the waiting time for appointments initially with a GP , then a costly referral to see a neuro or movement disorder specialist , the government has a cunning plan. 

 

Meresa Fay has been involved in lengthy discussions with customs and excise and Group 4 security services.

The commencement date of Lab dog operations Phase One will be on 01.04.18 all UK Airports.   Dogs will be partnered with explosive and drug sniffer dogs  approaching passengers as they return from holidays to the UK.  

It is of the utmost importance passengers are not "sniffed" in departure lounges as a diagnosis of Parkinsons will no doubt ruin your holiday and your insurance will be void.

 

The commencement of Phase 2 will be 01.04.19  where lab dogs will be coupled with drug sniffer  dogs in custodial establishments.  The dogs will circulate amongst friends and family visiting prisoners.

 

PDUK Leaflets will be handed out to the newly diagnosed and a pre payment prescription card will be issued free of charge for the first year as part of a "welcome pack" 

 

Fed I hope you smiling xx

 

Hi All,

 

Just to say bye really, I just cannot help myself giving my thoughts and feelings  away.  I thank all of you who have been kind enough to offer support and share good humour with me.  I am still concerned about posts in the public domain, my focus was on non members acquiring information.  Anyway, as I have a big gob and get carried away, best to do as advised by PDUK moderators and not post again.

Take Care xx

Hi Teehee...

Am I missing something here? I read all posts but dont often post myself....

Why have you been advised not to post again?

I can honestly say I have never read anything that has upset me or I felt is not appropriate from you?

This has put a downer on my thoughts now about what is appropriate to post.Surely we are the ones who need support and surely this is the one place we should be able to be honest about how we feel? Afterall we are the people with PD or carers of those people? I cannot understand any of this .......

Teehee ....Hope you can resolve this with the moderators of this forum....

 

 Dont stop posting dear TEE, you are a breath of freesh air  and I always find your posts funny and informative and want that to  continue and I am sure all will second  that,   so

             I KNOW YOUR ONLY 22 AND AS I AM TO SO MUCH LIFE TO VOLUNTEER YOUR TALES OF MOUNTAIN CLIMBING IN WALES AND NOT TO MENTION  NAVIGATING  DESERT TRAILS OR STACKING  STRAW  BALES EVEN  WRAPPING GIANT  SAILS FOR  BOATS OR  MILKING  GOATS ERR  EMMM  ILL  GET  ME  COAT

FED4

 

TeeHee,

I have read your farewell post three times now, and my response is still  WTF?   I don't have any idea why you feel you need to leave the forum.

" 'Tis a puzzlement."

J

Teehee, 

Have always liked your posts. You are very informative and funny. Have a rethink and come back in your own time. 

TeeHee........noooooooo, don't stop posting. You are never offensive and I love hearing what you have to say. I shall stop posting too, if you have been banned!

Looking forward to seeing you soon anyway. We'll have a good natter. xx

Hello TeeHee, I think all these posts from everyone have shown how you'll be missed on here and perhaps the site could set up a policy where forum members are able to set up a personal password encrypted room by invitation only. The same as private messaging really just on a bigger scale.

Your posts fit in and don't fit in and the forum would not be the same without a bit of left of centre from yourself. As you can read they brighten up peoples day's.

Take care,

JP

OH  Buggaaah       

          ,  See  what  you  have  done  T  H, everones  gonna  leve  nooooooooooooow  ahh  you  have  even   incited  Lady  J,, to use  three  letters  WTF,,, now  knowing  this  lady  as  we  do, W T F  will  probably  mean  WILDLIFE  TRAINING  FOR, ??? WELL  anyone Im  sure  she  wont  mean  anything  untoward  like  what the f??? oh  nearly  one   slip  of  a  digit and  Im  banned  for  life,  and  anyway  after  a  flaming   row   with  er  indoors,  this    smawning ,  we   had  a  nice  day  out  yesterday  , She  insists on  a  Italian  on  our wediversary  which  is  ok   but  hes  only  24  and  its  wearing  me  out  taking   pics ,   so  this  morning  after  he  went  home  16lb  lighter looking  very  dishevelled  I  put  my  foot down,  it  keeps  dropping  off and  I have  to  keep  picking  it  up,  bloody  parky  ,(one  of  the  symptoms is  droppyfootoff)  I bet  no  one  knew  that,   and  told  herI I am  having  no   more  Italian  Spains Lithus  Checks  French  Africans  ANY, Americans etc etc,, on  our  WEDIVERSARY,  and  I had  my  laptop  on  my   knee  well  it  was  snatched  away   and  with  such  venom  she  shaattered  the  screen,  so Im  using  hers  to send  this,  post, and  we   dont  speak

                                              So  my  little  TEE,  please  dont  go  or  Lady  J will  begin   a  deluge  of  criminal  words  and  that wont  be  good  for  my  health  thanks  good buddy

                                             FED4

Hi Teehee,

I am sorry to hear you are thinking of leaving the forum. We want this to be a supportive community and would never want anyone to feel unwelcome. Everyone affected by Parkinson's is welcome to join the forum and to post here (as long as what they are posting is within our forum rules). As the forum is public we do encourage people to think before posting personal information. If you're not happy sharing something that can be seen, there is the option to use private messages to talk with other members.  

We have logged your feedback about privacy with the team across the threads and discussion. If you want to discuss it with us further please get in touch at [email protected]

Best wishes,

Joanne

 

 

Teehee is planning an escape I see
Be somewhere else spreading glee
Flee you can’t as posts boring free
Plea to stay as none do match thee

Before you do the truth I am sure
Your posting’s become forum lore
For I’ll say on behalf threads floor                   
More the same so viewers implore

Stay new not greener TH word play
Day spent reading pleas I dare say
Delay your decision as this portray
Hey where’s TeeHee a wit to slay

Make all calm readers fears placate
Take your place smiles don’t break
Crate of memories will be a mistake
Cake-icing so remain for f**ks sake

Subject  ....cutting nose off to spite face , or something similar.

I raised a concern that NON MEMBERS may be able to obtain personal details if members are using the SAME username on different sites and requested on joining this site  an advisory message could be given to avoid members being targeted.  

The second part of my "tantrum" is that I had a bit of a confidence crash and wanted to reach out to my forum friends as a group.  I do not really want to private message thousands of members to get a cyber hug, but I have decided to grow a pair.

 

I have 2 choices accepting posts public 

 

TO POST OR NOT TO POST,

THAT IS THE QUESTION.

 

IN all honesty that WAS the question, but now its CARRY ON POSTING , I need to vent and write rubbish as there are some really supportive folks on here.  I am not ashamed to admit I need that support.

JP ,  I agree if a group of people get together to share their thoughts and  worries, it would be lovely to have a part of the site that is private, but hey ho, not to be. 

As Divine R said or sang in a previous post " I yam, what I yam"  and if people needing help or support use google and get one of my posts, I apologise.

 

Blah, blah !  

J of Grey,  WTF  !,,,,!   fell off my soapbox, when I read that, does it mean the same in America ?  or are you starting a 3 letter word challenge?